with new design methods, we should really push the boundaries of the shirts that have been printed so far.



this one is for the ladies.





and some guys.









you know who you are.

How in the heck is that circular barbell staying in the nipple?! It's magic!

Is the $5 included? If so, sub it!

puff paint!

finally! i've been waiting for someone to take advantage of these new methods and push the boundaries of what a shirt can be!

that's the puff paint i wanted, baby!!

wait! I just noticed this teeshirt has 8 too many of something! I love the subtle details.

eeetz beautiful!!!

i admit, i should have put a tassel on there somewhere

hahahhahaha

Is this inspired by Total Recall?

if i say yes will you hold yours against me?

huh?

"that's what she said!"

Needs moar nip hair

i totally agree

excellent.

but loose the text,please.

what about some hairy manboobs,too?...just to avoid that it would be too limited right now......i´d wear it,though,good job chelly!lil changes,sub and

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Needs some sort of belly button.



Other than that totally sub it

Flock on the areolae perhaps?

belt print for all-over nipply goodness? add some pasties using glitter ink? the possibilities are endless!

BEST TEE SHIRT EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, X INFINITY, but only if you keep the text on.

Plus that tee shirt template you made is top-notch

i'd also like to update this to include every skin tone and possibly a couple stretch marks

you should just make it so anybody who wears it would have super saggy oldman boobs, whether they be a man or woman

you are a man w/ a vision!

please submit this.

suspenders made out of belts!



one-color: foil

print style: belt



makes fat ppl skinny, skinny ppl fat, and lonely ppl have a friend in hulk hogan.

Wow, you'd need some serious style to pull this look off :-)

anyone who buys this would already have SERIOUS style

v1 or v2 are winners in my book

why are you wasting your time crittin' this crazy shizzle? SUBMIT IT AND GET THESE BABIES PRINTED

i probably should have put some muscles on the shirt

$5!!

THIS DESIGN NEEDS MORE SOMETHING

I think if you combined version 1 with version 2 it'd be perfect

Only the nips have to be like, RIPPING out of the shirt.

RIPPING





that's quite brilliant

what happened to your tassel idea?

haha belt print

Some explosions in the background couldn't hurt

LENS FLARES.



priceless.

solar flares?

version 3 is much better than 4.





i hate when it does this.



if i "delete critique" will it get rid of ALL of it, or just the one?

i must be drunk







i couldn't decide what eight colors to use. design based on some major professional photographyshop that i messed w/ for hours. they should probably print this using the special ink that sinks into the shirt.

for a loves competition that hasn't been announced yet. the winner wins a brand new liver.

whenever I watch Total Recall it's going to remind me of the cap'n.

Needs Captain Hook

capt'n hooker?

i should have had the placement on the belly so this could be worn to wet t-shirt parties

RED mustashes instead?

now i'm thirsty

Officially now The Best Tee Shirt In Existence In The Universe Forever.



X10.

I'm pleased that you considered bewbs in your design.

uneven bewbs make the world go round. capt'ns make the world go rum.

evening bump

The goatee on the $5 is what sells this.

um..weird..

you are awesome

it comes from my heart.....and my freezer

NEEDS MOAR GOATSE

we've got three barrels of rum and a long weekend ahead





goatse is inevitable

r u allowed to use captn crunch?? arent there legal rights or something??

that's not captain crunch! his hat has an O and his mustache is black and he's got a goatee!!!! also....much, much taller.

FVCKN BRILLIANT

I'd like to see you combine versions 1, 4 and 5 please.

FINALLY! someone who understands the potential genius of this sub combo.

facial hair ftw

it gets better with EVERY version!!!

yeah man you need to keep an eye at how rapidly this thing is improving, like seriously this could be dangerous. At the rate this is going, you're already at The Best Design Ever Made, so if you come out with a v6 I am fearful it may cause thousands of faces all over the world to explode upon viewing from an inability to comprehend the sheer awesomeness that is this design.

When are you subbing this Chelly, I want it in time for Christmas!

the voters say "don't submit"



what's a ghoul to do?

hmmm idk if i like the fact it was done in paint.

Work done in MS Paint is the highest form of art

hmm idk if i like the fact that this is high art



i need to improve this somehow

it's too clean

maybe adding captain jack sparrow's face over the belly button...



i'm not sure, though.

birth of the rgbcmyk zenyang

would also look good on pink, heather gray, or khaki

sperm w/ faces?

i think they need faces.

happy faces? mustashes? beauty marks? unibrows?

they need monocles, mustaches, unicorn horns and and eyepatch with a skull & crossbones. and put the monocle OVER the eyepatch. yeah.

wtf

monocles, mustaches, unicorn horns and and eyepatch with a skull & crossbones. and put the monocle OVER the eyepatch



and a bow like ms. pac man!

i feel as though i'm not using photography enough like all the youngsters are doing these days

also, they like to wear pants by the name of jammers. i do not understand, but i will try to work it into a sub.

id love to see girls walking around with sperms in their bellies

rgbcmyk foils ftw!

oh-my-god

DUDE THE RAMIFICATIONS DAWG

VINYL!

Haha. Yeah, not sure how much I want everyone knowing I have sperm in my belly.... Good look with that. :)

it is a good look. thanks for the compliment!

so, most of the complaints is about the belly placement. although i don't think an egg/sperm design should go anywhere else, i could probably do this as a wrap-around.

well schnapple, saw a design w/ sperm across the shirt. too slow!

FLOCK FLOCK FLOCK

super glow spermies would be ace...

i had a brilliant idea the other night but got confused and ate a sammich instead

Where was I when all this happened?



I would wear them all in layers, and as the night progresses id strip each one off until im wearing nothing but fishnet stockings and a door hanger.

I am stunned by the overwhelming glory

wow, what can you say really.....



(please critique http://www.threadless.com/critique/12003/Bright_Idea#lastcomment)

i will give this to my girlfrend

wawawiwa in my pants

jesus christ.

THIS Is the best you are the best designer on here, keep up the good work, you are groundbreaking you win

this should have been subbed for the revolution comp

i've got even better ideas brewing!

is this just an excuse to use the phrase 'felted sperms'?

Will this be availavle as a glow in the dark felted sperm all over tattoo?

This is a joke right

it will be epic and toby will swallow his accusations

the only thing this one is missing is a jordan head on one of the sperms

$5 I love it, but you don't seem to have thought about how this would look on a girl

haha, I've missed this blog.

could you add a beltprint with sperm all over the whole shirt?

print!

a stylish shirt that is awesome as its own but has the bonus of potentially making a great photo oportunity.



now clumsy people can say they meant to do that.



ALSO, the new inks are helping push my designs to the next level. i'm totally exxxxxcited!

my boobs will really help this one stand out!

chelly needs to drink and design more often

Now that is a truly EPIC design! chelly ftw!

should it say EPIC really big and FAIL small, for more impact?

anyone?

oh my! new version!! it's looking really good so far, i really love the uv tag, very surreal and sideral



but i don't think you are using specialty inks properly, i mean, there's only 3 in your design, a decent design uses at least 7 and you need many, many colors, that's why they brought simulated process for

there is no pleasing you

au contraire, i already think this is super-mega-awesome, but i think that with your skills you can make it super-duper-extra-mega-hyper-double-triple-awesome-with-fries-on-the-side

alright, but NO EXTRA NAPKINS

are you mad?

a mad genius

UV tag? That is genius!

i dont get why would some one want this!

lol... Are you serious?

Critique mine?

http://www.threadless.com/critique/24927/iQuit

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. THIS IS A LOAD OF SHIT!!!

JUST COS YOUR BLOGING SOME ONE DONT MEAN PUT YOUR BLOODY LINK ON THERES SO THEY CAN FUCKING CRIT YOURS

IF I WAS TO PAY FOR IS I WANT PAY £0 BECAUSE IS A LOAD OF SHIT.

this is my impression of rbnthmpsno:



ARRRR ARRR ARRR ARRR seal noises ARRR ARRR ARRR ARRR

i like where this is going :)

BLARGH AHWARGH GARGAGAGARRRRR!!!

on the shirt will it be in low res? needs moar pixelation. lol make the arrow BIGGER





ps lol at rbnthmpsno

My boobs aren't that big - does it come with padding? Chicken breasts?

Every shirt comes with a barrel of Super Weight Gainer with 100% Fat-tein so guys can fill out the breast area.

needs more crack babies

$5

i got to thinking that everyone needs a vacation sometimes, even if they are lazy, even if they don't have ears to hear the music.



can you tell i've been practicing since last i updated? i tried to incorporate all of your suggestions.

oh, and ppl always seem to say their favorite feature is another person's eyes and people always seem to say they like music even if they don't have ears to hear the music.

is it ready to sub? this is from a poster i made for a band.

I think the next version of this design needs to be all the past versions of the design mashed all into one.

the world could not handle it and by that i mean lets totally turn it into a collab and you can take the credit but i want the money

did you use pink eye for the simulated process?

awesome. SUB this!!! my only suggestion would be to try some t-shirt colors, this would clash awesomely on like green or yellow (OMG my eyes!)

my head just essploded

should i keep all the text and request that it be printed w/ stitching?



maltz, of course, nothing but the bestest.

Forget Threadless, Chelly. You have your own fashion line here. Congratulations. All you need are some elves and a workshop and voila.

cb, if you have connections pass them my way. in the mean time, i'll grace the threadless audience.



slavetoa1000guitars, it is a terribly good job so now what is it?

chelly is the master of all things eyeball tits.



She is, as some may say, the Eyeball Tit Master.

and so you have figured out my secret title! you will receive a special gift in the mail.

on second thought, i don't think this is done

i have a new idea, these are trash

TRASH

just bad....awful in fact..this is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen.

We need to hunt Ashleywest down for that blasphemous comment.

not everyone has "the sight" shibby. let us look down upon them with supreme pity.

its so nice, i almost cried...

mother always liked you best

*ouch*

i liek it its good but liek can u print sumthin on the inside of the shirt???????????

shut up

Can you print this in Hypercolor? So that the eyes don't appear until they feel the magical warming powers of boobies?

moar glitter

ok, so basically, chelly hosts a mini internet on threadless, with terrifying and awesome all rolled into one!

i don't know whether to cower out of fear or awe...

this is scary

but awesome!

ITS HORRIBLE!!!! INNAPROPRIATE!!! SICKENING!!! ~pukes in corner~

aw, now you've gone and hurt my feelings

This is amazing...submit

seriously.. I don't know what it is..

hey, I see that al the versions are different, that's cool.

well, your ideas are really good. I say keep working in just one direction, if you like the captains idea go for it, if you like fries idea go for it, but just in one direction.

Just keep working!

Cheers!

Mate, this is sensational. So long as the UV tag is still in, we're good to go here!!!



Actually, have you thought about glow-in-the-dark Roswell aliens? They might add value to your shirt with another ink.

This is the biggest load of crap ive ever seen! It would be insulting to put this in the running with REAL artists' work. I mean seriously look at that! My cat can do better than this!

i'm weeping with joy