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Identify these Christmas elves for a reward

$1000 reward to the first person who can accurately identify either of the two men shown here. Reward is subject to a positive verification by Threadless.

EDIT! New Rules!

If you are the person who identifies these individuals, the reward is $1000.

If you are the person who told that person about this search, you get $500.

If you are the person who told the person who told that person about this search, you get $250.

And so on... $125, $50, $50. So spread the word! (We're going up to the second $50 reward... 5 levels deep) The rewards still stand even if you can identify only one of the people.

The taller man is about 6'1" and the shorter man is about 5'3"

Please email serious leads to christmaselves@threadless.com

144 Comments

jublin
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jublin
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 12:58:29

bebop and rocksteady

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 12:59:25

omg

Torakamikaze
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Torakamikaze
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 12:59:44

Is #2 is Billy Joel?

funkie fresh
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funkie fresh
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:00:03

turner and hooch

funkie fresh
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funkie fresh
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:00:20

batman and robin

littlem
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littlem
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:02:01

ren and stimpy!

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:02:10

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:03:31

Can I just ask, is this a criminal investigation?

Mountain Gnome
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Mountain Gnome
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:04:31

bonny and clyde

Torakamikaze
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Torakamikaze
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:05:20

fatheed on Dec 21 '09 at 1:03pm

Can I just ask, is this a criminal investigation?




i too am curious

funkie fresh
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funkie fresh
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:05:35

mario and luigi

jublin
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jublin
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:06:21

Christmas elves are criminals? :(

ir0cko
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ir0cko
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:06:50

whaaaaaaaaaaaat???

NomadSlim
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NomadSlim
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:10:31

#2

[+duracell-]
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[+duracell-]
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:11:15

Are these local doods who did you wrong? Or is this one of those scavenger hunt things?

xiv
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xiv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:11:46

that address is going to get so many emails...

alvarejo
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alvarejo
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:12:47

looks like from a tv series from the 90's ....

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:12:48

:^0

xiv
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xiv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:13:47

the one on the left maybe:

Roostersauce
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Roostersauce
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:23:31

fatheed on Dec 21 '09 at 1:03pm

Can I just ask, is this a criminal investigation?







Definitely looks likes a security cam

xiv
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xiv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:25:29

i still cant figure out if this is a joke or for serious...

ofthecoast
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ofthecoast
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:26:46

I doubt if it were serious they would use the Christmas Elves email and call the guys elves..

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:28:10

this confuses me

FRICKINAWESOME
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FRICKINAWESOME
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:28:34

#1:

Festa's left nut



#2:

Festa's right nut

sonmi
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sonmi
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:28:38

?!



fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:29:40

omg

B 7
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B 7
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:29:59

That's my mum and dad. Ask them to call me please

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:30:23





maybe?

skinnyeddy
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skinnyeddy
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:30:35

The one on the left is one of these two:

Torakamikaze
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Torakamikaze
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:32:00

ofthecoast on Dec 21 '09 at 1:26pm

I doubt if it were serious they would use the Christmas Elves email and call the guys elves..




on their fb page they say "serious leads only please!"



:O

brentendo
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brentendo
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:32:11

staff delete the picture of jedward please

Tikimasters
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Tikimasters
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:35:00

Is this serious?

evan3
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evan3
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:36:59

what?

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:38:56

It's on facebook, twitter, and the blogs - I think it is serious

Bramish
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Bramish
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:40:10

Any clues?

courtney pie
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courtney pie
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:40:55





side note: funny fact, my tattoo shop has a wall of shame of ppl doing nasty sex things in there lobby area... this isn't as fun

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:42:09

Are they likely to be Chicago based? Or Boulder?



How much did they get away with?

bobpeck
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bobpeck
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:42:26

living jonathan brandis and fat david waine

bobpeck
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bobpeck
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 13:44:28

wain

getchoo uh huh
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getchoo uh huh
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:01:44

FRICKINAWESOME
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FRICKINAWESOME
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:03:29

#1:



Steve



#2:



Fred

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:05:13

Sam Steel and Tom Hammer

Aqueous Messages
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Aqueous Messages
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:12:44

If it is a security purpose, I love how #2 is looking right at the camera and didn't break it or anything. Lack of intelligence or lack of vision. Either way, THE INTERNET IS ON THE CASE!

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:15:03

cell phone pictures?

SteveOramA
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SteveOramA
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:18:50

this is interesting.

alexmdc
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alexmdc
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:20:46

damn I have no damn clue hahaha

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:22:27

I think they look like they are from a door entry / security system camera.

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:23:28

chad5871
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chad5871
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:39:38

^Priceless.

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:42:09

Yes, this is serious. They are most likely in the Chicagoland area, but not necessarily.

olie!
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olie!
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 14:47:34

:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:02:32

I hope that these crims/perps/unsubs get caught and Horatio makes them croak before they take legal council.



If you catch up with them, it would definitely be a landmark point in social community justice. I think that hope of a positive ID probably lies in a Facebook campaign though.

mgriffioen
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mgriffioen
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:22:05

Sid & Nancy?

trishxtrash
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trishxtrash
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:29:28

What what whaT!? I wish i had super face recogniition powers right now.

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:31:20

Here's a whole set of new pictures on flickr, I'll post them inline also.



http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottvdp/sets/72157622921219371/

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:32:48

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:33:31

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:34:14

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:34:37

sonmi
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sonmi
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:34:37

this is scary!

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:34:54

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:35:25

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:35:45

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:36:08

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:36:27

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:36:48

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:37:34

I'll see if I can get any more photos... but there you go super slueths! Spread the word.

ArTrOcItY
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ArTrOcItY
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:48:52

Wow, I wish I could help but I live far away!

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:49:24

We have changed up the rewards... you now get rewarded if passing along this information to friends results in us finding these folks.



If you identify the person, you get $1000.

1st level referrer $500.

2nd level referrer $250.

3rd level referrer $125.

4th level referrer $50.

5th level referrer $50.



There is no reward after that =)

bleu.orchid21
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bleu.orchid21
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:50:40

No way I would be able to help as I live nowhere near Chicago. Good luck in finding out who they are.

NomadSlim
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NomadSlim
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:51:12

what a couple of goons.

juliejeremiah
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juliejeremiah
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:52:10

These punks need some street justice.

evan3
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evan3
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:52:40

this is weird

juliejeremiah
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juliejeremiah
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:53:38

Mountain Gnome
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Mountain Gnome
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:53:54

bwahhahahahaha....

trishxtrash
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trishxtrash
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:54:25

what did they do? is threadless the new crimestoppers?

pilihp
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pilihp
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:55:00

bet they're the same people who broke into julia's car back in september!!!

brentendo
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brentendo
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:56:36

what were they doing?

trishxtrash
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trishxtrash
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 15:59:46

#1

trishxtrash
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trishxtrash
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:02:14

#2 ??

Chipmnk
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Chipmnk
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:09:23

pilihp on Dec 21 '09 at 3:55pm

bet they're the same people who broke into julia's car back in september!!!




They're not wearing the Epic Zalza shirts though.

lemonalle
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lemonalle
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:12:12

so wait... did these guys actually steal something or did they just find one of the elf packages but not identify themselves?

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:20:39

They are bonafide perps, Lemon.

Chengui
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Chengui
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:23:23

I want to know what they did.

lemonalle
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lemonalle
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:25:31

:-O

stringbot
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stringbot
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:26:06

What they did is they got photographed!

Chengui
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Chengui
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:26:54

Looks like robbed something...

scottv
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scottv
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:44:44

We just found out their heights.



The taller man is about 6'1" and the shorter man is about 5'3"

bengineer
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bengineer
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:48:29

what did they do?!

Maltzmania
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Maltzmania
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:51:55

chicago trib recent mug shots

[+duracell-]
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[+duracell-]
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 16:52:11

haha, prepare for pound me in the ass prison

juliejeremiah
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juliejeremiah
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:00:33

<b><big>Charge: Theft of puppies</big></b>























Defendant: Lydell Smith

















(Law enforcement photo / December 8, 2009)







Charge: Theft of puppies
[+duracell-]
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[+duracell-]
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:02:21

collect all cigarette butts near that camera for the DNAs

KeithHopkin
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KeithHopkin
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:10:33

And why are these faces posted here? Can you give me some more information here?

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:18:42

this makes me feel weird

andrewhyde
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andrewhyde
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:21:26

The guy on the left is listening to Yani.



Hope that helps.

fastcode_destroy
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fastcode_destroy
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:34:49

Callin' it right now: The smoker is a woman.

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:44:07

can I ask what these guys did? I assume that they broke into the retail store or maybe the warehouse because it looks like they're at where some product pictures have been taken. Did they steal stuff?

Chipmnk
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Chipmnk
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:46:59

I like how it's the stereotypical skinny, tall guy and short, big guy team-up.



Just like in the TV shows.

MeiSomething
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MeiSomething
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:48:54

nooo...wait a second.



if these guys did something wrong, why would Threadless offer cash to inform these guys they've been caught on camera, giving these guys the chance to escape?



If you are the person who told that person about this search, you get $500.



If you are the person who told the person who told that person about this search, you get $250.

littlem
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littlem
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:50:31

fastcode_destroy on Dec 21 '09 at 5:34pm

Callin' it right now: The smoker is a woman.




that's what i thought!



also:


littlem
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littlem
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:51:31

oh dammit, i'm sorry!

littlem
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littlem
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 17:59:36

please delete that huge picture! :D

[+duracell-]
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[+duracell-]
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:09:30

genmay is on it

anyone with an SA or 4chan account might wanna help out too

MeiSomething
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MeiSomething
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:14:33

oh, ok, i misread that.

ISABOA
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ISABOA
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:20:20

he's got an adam's apple - no way it's a girl

B 7
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B 7
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:25:40

I don't understand what they did.

Papaprime
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Papaprime
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:33:11

On the case, I feel like a facebook super sleuth.

YaaH
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YaaH
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:39:50

Father and son ;D

againstbound
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againstbound
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:44:57

Daft Punk

ferfo
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ferfo
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:47:36

I tried 4chan, no results.

jess4002
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jess4002
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 18:54:38

whoa. hope you guys find these two.

V1ctorya
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V1ctorya
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 19:19:32

That one guy kinda looks like this dude



But how to be sure?

NomadSlim
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NomadSlim
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 20:19:27

Edword
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Edword
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on Dez 21, 2009
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at 22:22:23

hahaha this is so weird!

FRICKINAWESOME
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FRICKINAWESOME
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 05:22:12

I feel a bit like I'm high reading this, both in the responses and the photos of people that we don't know who they are or if they did something bad or if Threadless is messing with us or what!!!! I'm sooo paranoid right now!!!

Dathink
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Dathink
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 05:29:01

I think they've been somewhere where it's maybe forbidden?

mud-toed-sneaker
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mud-toed-sneaker
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 08:20:13

It looks like it's from one of their warehouses. And also they believe in the almighty powers of the internets.

mud-toed-sneaker
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mud-toed-sneaker
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 08:24:21

I just poked around a bit. Apparently they did get robbed the security cams caught pics. Go get em boys.

photocaitlin
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photocaitlin
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 10:50:16

don't we live in the future yet where the cops can scan these photos into their face database and some vector lines will identify them? If I see them anywhere I will be sure to post - the shorter guy looks a little familiar but I think he just reminds me of a professor I had once...

juliejeremiah
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juliejeremiah
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 12:32:59

photocaitlin on Dec 22 '09 at 10:50am

don't we live in the future yet where the cops can scan these photos into their face database and some vector lines will identify them?




That happened on CSI: Miami last night. I actually laughed out loud when I saw it. Detective work is so damn easy on that show because they have AMAZING computers that do the work for you.



*insert bad Horatio Cane pun here*

SuperRyan
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SuperRyan
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 13:50:59

It looks like a face...









































...only a motherboard could love.









YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Chipmnk
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Chipmnk
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 14:10:47

Dammit, Ryan!

Chengui
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Chengui
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on Dez 22, 2009
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at 17:05:32

Is my shirt out of stock now?

santashelper
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santashelper
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on Dez 23, 2009
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at 19:36:06

These guys are definitely thieves, I'm not kidding, everyone should tell EVERYBODY THEY KNOW about this.

Chengui
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Chengui
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on Dez 24, 2009
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at 15:48:17

Send your own ElfYourself eCards
alexmdc
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alexmdc
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on Dez 24, 2009
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at 15:51:29

bob and joe?

Chengui
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Chengui
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on Dez 24, 2009
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at 16:01:43

Send your own ElfYourself eCards
Chengui
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Chengui
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on Dez 24, 2009
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at 16:02:40

Crap! Sorry - that was supposed to be a different one!

jetpower
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jetpower
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on Dez 24, 2009
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at 21:59:44

"Social networking justice" is right on. Here's an Xmas eve story: Back in 'Ought Five, after yet another annual hypnotically hedonistic week at blues camp in the wilds of Washington state's Olympic peninsula, we all - participants and instructors alike - reluctantly dispersed via Big Silver Birds to our respective habitats throughout the U.S. and Europe.



Having been gently deposited by Alaskalines to home in Hell-Lay (Chitown winter finally got to me), I climbed into a four-wheeled chariot for the ride to my beachy bungalow. Just then, my transponder rang (to the melody of a favorite Junior Wells song); on the other end was Farren, breathless over the theft of Lightnin's (no relation to Junior) guitars from a van in downtown Seattle. Two hours later, the Camp Leader (back on the peninsula) had posted a note to our little web site about the abominable act, and our entire group of Weenies (a label with a long story) was crowing about things to do: Send donations to replace the gig tools, call Seattle pawn shops, get pix for the Badged Enforcers, etc.



The following afternoon, we had pix and descriptions of all three hot items, posted and e-blasted to anyone within e-shot (and, yes, craigslist, too). Knowing there was about a 3% chance of recovery, Seattle Weenies hoofed it to music stores and pawn shops with flyers, posted notes on instrument trading sites and oldtime blues fora. And the community's response was overwhelming.



A day passed, and another. On the Third Day, the Workshop Leader (back on the peninsula) posted a note: "the national and the uke have shown up at Palace Jewelry and Loan, and they're holding them for us." There was rejoicing. Cries of "Incredible," "Unbelievable" and one or two of Geo. Carlin's Seven Famous Words populated the web site. We were one and all flush with relief, and with new hope.



Eight days later: "I HAVE LIGHTNIN"S GUITAR!" shouted Orville. He had spoken to musicians at the Pike Place market (Think Maxwell St (R.I.P.), but covered, seven days a week, and everyone has business licenses). One of the musicians had recently bought a black Gibson guitar from a stranger; he wondered whether it might be stolen, but had not yet thought of how to find whoever the original owner might be. Orville reimbursed the gentleman (who was excited about returning the guitar) and heralded the dance of Believe the Unbelievable, preparing to send the guitar back to Lightnin', who lives in the fields of North Carolina.



While your experience may vary, this happy ending happened.. When I lived in Chicago, it was still operating as "The town that works." Chicago's a little different now, and the internet is just starting to make things work. Whatever happens with those elfin sourpusses, good will come of the offer posted. Have a happy Xmas!

Pilibilli
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Pilibilli
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on Dez 29, 2009
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at 12:43:16

did anyone figure it out? :O

A. Jayne
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A. Jayne
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on Dez 29, 2009
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at 16:13:19

Lovin' these Horatio jokes.



I really want to find out who these guys are!

benphoster
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benphoster
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on Jan 4, 2010
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at 17:25:11

I tried using that Coke Zero Facial Profiler thinking that technology could solve the problem...it did not. The match was horrible.



What's worse is that it saved the alleged elf's picture under my name and hometown. #fail, but worth a shot.

fatheed
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fatheed
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on Jan 4, 2010
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at 18:14:04

lol!

jet approves
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jet approves
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on Jan 25, 2010
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at 12:54:32

hahahaha @ benphoster

eskimokiss
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eskimokiss
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on Feb 10, 2010
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at 23:06:36

Have we got closure on this yet?

Wtf was going on?

alexmdc
Autor
alexmdc
date
on Feb 18, 2010
time
at 17:21:32

eskimokiss on Feb 10 '10 at 11:06pm Have we got closure on this yet?

Wtf was going on?

scottv
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scottv
date
on Mär 6, 2010
time
at 13:57:37

Would it help you if I said that yes, something has happened with this?



Let me check with the other festa and see what's up.

NomadSlim
Autor
NomadSlim
date
on Mär 6, 2010
time
at 16:50:06

BUSTED!



also...

hahahahha @scottv... way to check with him after you spilled some beans!

Mountain Gnome
Autor
Mountain Gnome
date
on Mär 7, 2010
time
at 05:09:29

huh?

-PiDjO-
Autor
-PiDjO-
date
on Nov 19, 2010
time
at 08:58:43

brandon and brenda form 90210 ? :D

Jake Friedman
Autor
Jake Friedman
date
on Nov 21, 2010
time
at 17:07:02

This is still going on?

Rambunkcious
Autor
Rambunkcious
date
on Nov 21, 2010
time
at 17:08:47

burglars?

-PiDjO-
Autor
-PiDjO-
date
on Nov 24, 2010
time
at 06:50:05

chatroulette ?