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scao
aka Solar is a boy, has been a member since August 12, 2009, has scored 7,699 submissions, giving an average score of 2.02, helping 100 designs get printed.
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In the Future, All of the Zombies Have Red Shirts
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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Tourists be trippin'
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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As far as I can see, the world is flat.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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I have trouble with avoiding trouble.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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No one believes I'm a spy.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Clones Never Feel Alone.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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I'm Doing A Poor Job of Hiding Out.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Seasons Make The Years Taste Better.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I Feel Very Monochromatic.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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This is the sequel to what I wore yesterday
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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The Skeletons In My Closet Used To Be The Monsters Under My Bed
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Ultra-Violet Makes The Other Colors Jealous
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Unfortunately, I Am Fluent In Anguish.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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I Can See Electromagnetic Waves!
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Slapsticks And Stones Break Funny Bones.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I Never Read Shirts Before Putting Them On.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I Just Won A Game Of 'Musical Shirts'.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Giving 110% Is Doing The Work Of Two Lazy People.
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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Synesthesia Makes My Shirt Smell This Color.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Curiosity About Quantum Physics May Have Killed The Cat.
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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Even Engines Get Exhausted.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Someone Needs To Repave The Road To Happiness
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Turtles Are Always Sneaking Up On Me.
of 42 votes, 45% like it
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This Is The Sequel To What I Wore Yesterday.
of 31 votes, 68% like it
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Hurricanes Keep An Eye On The Weather.
of 28 votes, 57% like it
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I Understood Programming Better When It Was More Basic.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Never Take Candy From Estranged Relatives.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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Bandwagons Never Seem To Travel Long Distances.
of 25 votes, 52% like it
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Caffeine Withdrawal Is A Real Buzzkill
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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All Transformative Experiences Come With Robotic Sound Effects.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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I'm into the Art of Mass Production
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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I Speak The Truth, Wrapped In A Riddle, Hidden In Metaphors.
of 31 votes, 68% like it
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Every Time Traveler Has A Favorite Pastime.
of 45 votes, 60% like it
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Knitpicking Ruins A Well Told Yarn.
of 29 votes, 55% like it
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Never Take Candy From Strange Babies.
of 37 votes, 51% like it
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My Creative Outlets Keep Me Charged Up
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Even The Way That I Count Is Odd.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
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I Started A Revolution, But Stopped Before It Turned Against Me.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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Boxers Aspire To Be One Hit Wonders
of 35 votes, 57% like it
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I Keep My Mysterious Side Hidden.
of 34 votes, 53% like it
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Where There's A Will, There's An Estate Lawyer
of 35 votes, 60% like it
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Years Are More Enjoyable With Seasoning.
of 20 votes, 55% like it
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Nod Appreciatively If You Love Monologues!
of 29 votes, 55% like it
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My Temperament Is Oddly Even.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
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I Just Sliced Some Bread. It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This!
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Hide and Seek Is Always On My Playlist!
of 28 votes, 50% like it
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Chalkboards Are Pretty Remarkable.
of 38 votes, 55% like it
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Real Change Requires Deep Pockets
of 43 votes, 60% like it
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Life Gave Me Lessons When I Wanted Lemons
of 47 votes, 66% like it
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Holes, I Totally Dig 'Em.
of 41 votes, 56% like it
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Welcome To My Lazy Game of Hide and Seek
of 38 votes, 42% like it
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My Ego Needs A Booster Chair.
of 50 votes, 52% like it
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Xylophones Have The Catchiest Ringtones.
of 43 votes, 51% like it
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Addiction To Money Leads to Withdrawal Symptoms.
of 52 votes, 62% like it
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Friends Steal My Favorite Shirts.
of 41 votes, 49% like it
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Zombies Know Great Minds Taste Alike.
of 57 votes, 61% like it
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The Richter Scale Makes Me Agitated.
of 41 votes, 51% like it
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I Killed the Monsters Under My Bed.The Skeletons Are In My Closet
of 60 votes, 67% like it
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Last Year, Santa Gave Me A Lump Of Carbon Offsets.
of 46 votes, 59% like it
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I Can Understand Your Pain. I'm Fluent in Anguish!
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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Drunk Dialing Was Much Harder with Rotary Phones.
of 44 votes, 57% like it
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Balderdash Is My Favorite Style of Nonsense.
of 39 votes, 59% like it
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I Can Be Quite Bold, Depending on the Typeface.
of 59 votes, 69% like it
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Sleep When You're Dead! Rise When Zombiefied!
of 48 votes, 56% like it
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Don't Be Fooled, Elevators Eat People
of 50 votes, 56% like it
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I Heard the Police Station is Serving Mugshots All Night!
of 42 votes, 52% like it
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Gay, Happy, Joyful...I don't Judge Your Vocabulary.
of 38 votes, 61% like it
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Don't Take the Easy Way Out. Unless There's a Fire.
of 66 votes, 73% like it
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I'm a Pinata Full of "Ow!" and "Stop That!"
of 49 votes, 51% like it
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Be Succinct.
of 46 votes, 65% like it
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Ice Cream Is Often Cold Comfort.
of 50 votes, 54% like it
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Some Solutions Require Ethanol.
of 51 votes, 57% like it
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I Like To Guest Star in Conversations.
of 50 votes, 58% like it
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I Fill Awkward Silences With Mumbly Rambling.
of 55 votes, 64% like it
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I Have A Love-Hate Relationship with Paradoxes.
of 60 votes, 68% like it
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When My Back's Against the Wall, I'm Usually at a Dance.
of 55 votes, 47% like it
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The Truth Hurts, but White Lies only Tickle!
of 58 votes, 59% like it
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My Successful Life of Crime is Based on Avoiding Meddling Kids
of 60 votes, 65% like it
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I Took a Trip to The Future and All I Got was This Shirt-puter.
of 55 votes, 45% like it
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Revenge is best with Potato Salad.
of 58 votes, 48% like it
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(regular ink) Daydreaming. (glow ink) Sleepwalking.
of 66 votes, 70% like it
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I Feel Monochromatic.
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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I am an Unwitting Pawn in my Devious Master Plan.
of 53 votes, 53% like it
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I'm not Blue, but I do feel Monochromatic.
of 52 votes, 52% like it
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Sleeping, Eating. It's a delicate balancing act.
of 57 votes, 65% like it
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This is a Decoy. I'm Behind You, Waiting to Pounce!
of 65 votes, 74% like it
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The Internet is my long-term memory
of 55 votes, 53% like it
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If you can hear this, you're reading out loud
of 71 votes, 72% like it
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I substitute Technology for Profanity, you Diode.
of 68 votes, 78% like it
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I don't know what's going on here, but it could use butter.
of 73 votes, 48% like it
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Never let ambition get in the way of a nap.
of 72 votes, 74% like it
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People who buy glass houses generally CAN afford to throw stones.
of 59 votes, 64% like it
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A portion of your attention is being diverted to support my ego.
of 62 votes, 68% like it
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Where are all the movies from the zombie perspective?
of 53 votes, 60% like it
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Running on oxygen fumes.
of 56 votes, 68% like it
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Last. Clean. Shirt.
of 53 votes, 60% like it
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I'm wearing a wire. Don't worry, it's well hidden.
of 47 votes, 55% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
'Twas a Wyrm that ate the early bird.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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(on back) I'm Not Following You.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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A Cloud Is Worth A Thousand Pictures.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Anti-aliasing: Good for Photos, Bad for Fugitives.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Bad Parties Always End Up Political
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Beards Are Weird, And To Be Feared.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Bicycling Is As Good As Recycling!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Chalkboards Are Very Remarkable.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Chess Players Favor Personal Advancement
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Clever, or merely EYE-CATCHING? You be the judge.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Clockwork robots feel better with a second wind
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Common Sense Is A Rare Find
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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Competitive Surfers Want To Make Waves.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Creative Programmers Want Inspired Output.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Creative Programmers Want Inspired/Output
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Digging Deep Keeps You Feeling Well.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Don't Do The Drugs...Be The Drugs!
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Don't Let Bad Puns Get You Down.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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elevators never lie
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Engines Get Exhausted.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Even Two Lazy People Can Give 110%.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Everyone Knows That Cynics Are HiLARious!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Fat Bankers Love Handling Their Business
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Fat Bankers Love To Handle Their Business
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Following Your Dreams Is Only For Sheep
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Gaming Keeps Me Levelheaded.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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Getting Charged Up Is How I Stay Positive!
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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Greed Makes The World Go Round... In A Downward Spiral
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Here's A Universal Truth: It's Really Really Big.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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I am staring at your shirt out of solidarity
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I Am Trying To Achieve A Eureka Moment.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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I Am Working On Improving My Technique
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny That I Find Pie Delicious
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I Deliberately Misspell Words For Cryptographic Reasons.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I Disguise Whining As Balanced Criticism.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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I Get The Basic Idea.
10 PRINT 'Hello World'
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Had A Dream That I Was Bored Out Of My Mind.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I have a nervous habit of eating butterflies
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I Have This Recurring Dream That I'm A T-Shirt...
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I Hold My Breath When I'm Feeling Blue.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I Keep My Time Machine Hidden In A Yearbook.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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I Like to Crash Formal Events
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I Live In A Fly Zip Code
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I Miss Fortune. She Kept Me Out Of Trouble.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I Only Make Sense When There's a Limited Supply
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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I Only Objectify Unidentified Flying Things
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I Prefer To Referee Popularity Contests.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I Saved A Cat With Quantum Physics!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I See More Exciting Things By Happenstance.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I Tripped And Landed In Another Country.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I Walk Under the Corporate Ladder
of 44 votes, 45% like it
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I will never atone for my taste in music.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I worry about red-shirted zombies.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I Wouldn't Really Classify Myself As A Spy.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I'd Rather Be A Trendwrecker.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Fed Up With Always Being Hungry
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm Fed Up With My Big Appetite!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Just Along For The Ride And The Drive-Thru Snacks.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I've Been Trained To Keep Track Of Everything.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I've Had Enough Of Giving Things Away.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I've Had Enough Of Over-consumption.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I've Had Enough Of People Hoarding Things.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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If I'm Not Sleeping, Then You Caught Me At A Bad Moment.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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It's alright to be a little sniffy.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Late Nights Lead To Poor Jousting.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Later Alligators Eat Early Birds
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Listen Sister, When I Rock, It's In All The Papers.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Loaded Bandwagons Don't Travel Very Far.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Losers Never Get Off The Beaten Path.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Losing At Classic Arcade Games Makes Me 8-Bitter.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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Maybe It's Just Me, But I Feel Sorta Lonely.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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ME! ME! ME!
(small) I Have A Very Limited Advertising Budget.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Mistakes Were Made. Then Covered Up. Now, Scandal!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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My Creative Outlets Keep Me Energized
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My Most Reliable Energy Source Is A Second Wind
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Never take candy from a strange baby.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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No One Messes With My Right To Disorganization!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Not Everyone Is Above Average.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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On Road Trips I Go Out Of My Way To Go Out Of My Way.
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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Organized Criminals Love To Kick Back And Relax.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Organized criminals relax with kickbacks.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Out Of The Box Thinking Puts You In Good Shape.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Out-Of-The-Box-Thinking Puts You In Better Shape
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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Out-Of-The-Box-Thinking Puts You In Better Shape For The Future.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Overjoyed People Explode.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Oxygen Radicals Are Awesome!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Oxygen Radicals Are Cool.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Oxygen Radicals Are Not Awesome.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Passing. It Never Fails To Amaze Me.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Philosophy Makes A Sorts Of Sense
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Philosophy Makes All Sorts Of Sense
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Pop Culture Is In My Blood, Thus Antibiotics.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Raw Materials Can Be Safely Objectified.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Real Integrity Is Gritty.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Science Has Something To Prove.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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Science is the new black body radiation
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Sketchy Deals Draw Out All Sorts Of Shady Characters
of 32 votes, 44% like it
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Staring At People Doesn't Make Them More Visible.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Sticks And Stones Break My Bones, But Fantasticks Will Amaze Me!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Super Social People Can Be Flighty
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Surgeons Are Rarely Patient.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
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Tanks Are Mean Ol' Sons Of Guns
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The Control Freaks Come Out At Precisely 8:32pm
of 41 votes, 46% like it
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The Future Will Not Be Familiar
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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THE LITTLE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT, even if you can't see them.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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The Upkeep On My Down Coat Made Me Switch To Wool.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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There is no universal standard for bad poetry
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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This Is My Sweatshirt's Little Cousin.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Time Travelers Never Waste Time, They Recycle It!
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Together, We Can Give 110%!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Trouble Found Me, Got Bored, And Went Away.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
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True Winners Wander Off The Beaten Path.
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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Uh-Oh, I Was Planning To Join Another Crowd All Together!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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When I Get Pumped Up, It's Hard To Pin Me Down!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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When I Get Pushed Too Hard, I Make Snap Judgements!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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When I Rock, It's In All The Papers.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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When I Trip, I Try To Leave A Good Impression
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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When I'm Tripping Over Myself, There Are No Clones Involved.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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When It Rains, I Soak It Up!
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Be Sublime.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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When My Leg Falls Asleep, People Think I'm A Zombie.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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When Your Leg Falls Asleep, The Shotguns Come Out.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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World Peace Is Just A Mass Hallucination Away
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Yawning Always Goes Viral
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Yes I Got Schooled, And It Helped Me Get Employed.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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You Have My Full Attention, But It's Evaporating Fast
of 43 votes, 47% like it
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You, Sir or Madam, Are A Very Special Person
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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