I can't afford to <3 NY
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I love you so much, i'll go buy cigarrettes and i will come back.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Twitter, happier, more productive
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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You're so loud you think in caps
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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When the Ghostbusters die i bet they haunt people, the hypocrites
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Could god create a pokemon so strong it could defeat him?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Someday the words will come to life, and literally will kill you
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If i were on twitter, i would totally follow you.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not crazy, ask my unicorn!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Mark Twain tweeted before there was Twitter
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Wikileaks is Wikipedia with diarrhea
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Never did it and won't do it again
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Projectile vomiting is great for the abs
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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FARTS: Ghosts of food we ate.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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The Walrus: like a vampire, but awesome.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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It doesn't mean you are a vampire just because you suck.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Toasters don't toast toasts. Toasts toast toasts.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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When i die, i am going to haunt the hell out of you people!
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Rock is culture. Country is agriculture.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Dislexics are poeple too.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If McGiver just had an iPhone...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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There's no place like localhost
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Mess with the rest, die like the best.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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This is gonna be legen... wait for it...
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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A lolrus stole my bucket.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Who the hell cares about the hatch?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Hugo is god.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Roses are pink, violets are violet. wiseass...
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Learn how to use your "quotes" right!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Lucy in the sky with iPods
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Look at me looking at you!
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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How i wish you were beer...
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I wish Blade were on Twilight.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Keep reading, i'll keep checking your rack.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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While you read this, im staring at your boobs.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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If you can read this, you're a bit too close.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Yeah, sarcasm helps.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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