Don't anthropomorphize objects. They hate that!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Owls are a hoot!
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Big Bird has the Avian Flu
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Big Bird gave me the Avian Flu
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Big Bird gave Elmo the Avian Flu
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I ate Big Bird and got Avian Flu
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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I'm going to Disneyland
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Icy Dead People
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Solid as Iraq
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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364 licks! Take that, wisecrackin' owl!
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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T-shirt slogans suck
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Life for Me
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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A pimp spit in my mouth
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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The Star Wars kid turns me on
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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All You Base Are Belong To Us
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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My other shirt is dirty too
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Boom goes the dynamite
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Enough Cowbell!
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Why buy the cow if you get the sex free?
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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Your mom is my bitch.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Umm, Meh.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Will milk be provided for us?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Bueller? Bueller?
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Kiss me, I'm easy.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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Analrapist
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Analyst and Therapist. Analrapist.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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American Idol Reject
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Everyone's paying attention to me!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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What's going on?
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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The Santa at the mall tried to molest me
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Elmo tried to molest me
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Elmo knows where I live
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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Elmo loves you
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Elmo loves me
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Pirate versus Ninja
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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Reality TV whores are the best kind
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Zombie Pirate Shark Ninja Robot Monkey
of 84 votes, 24% like it
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The chocolate cow makes chocolate milk
of 80 votes, 19% like it
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Pi is crazy. Pie is crazy tasty.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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Crape Diem
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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My iPod is thinner than Lara Flynn Boyle
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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What the heck is emo?
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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The worst thing about killing a hobo is
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Are you a singin hobo or a stabbin hobo?
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Stereotypes are all true
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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If I were a monkey I'd attack Paris too
of 57 votes, 35% like it
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Jesus loves me more.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Jesus loves me more than you.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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The only thing to fear is angry clowns
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Babies are stupid
of 72 votes, 21% like it
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Osama and Saddam walk into a bar...
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Pirates and zombies and sharks, oh my!
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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I have a thousand pennies
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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Penguins are funny
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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Your toes look like chicken nuggets
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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I eat Christian babies
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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My iPod is newer than your iPod
of 47 votes, 36% like it
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The handicapped are really just lazy.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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The leprechauns tell me to burn things
of 79 votes, 25% like it
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