I am interested in an upside-down picnic table resting on a see-saw.

That, or twizzlers.

THE GANG[S] OF THREADLESS

East Coast Massacre [Hardcore]

Partner: The Mean Street Elite

Owners of a chain of butcher shops scattered through out the eastcoast of the U.S. These places of business are know as "chop shops" on the streets. Unlike most gangs, SB Massacre never makes a scene. They operate like proper business men/women. They enemies are plucked one by one from the streets, where they never return again. The last thing they see is the cold blood soaked floor of the chop shop. Being such a mysterious gang, not causing a huge scene, and their only visable source of income being butcher shops; many wonder who or what backs their gang financially.

Some say there are hundreds of them, some say there are thousands. Only a few have revealed their idenity.

-Gang Colors: Black and blue (like your face)
-Gang Weapons of Choice: mp5's, exacto knives, "zip ties" or "wire ties"

Leader: xiv

-exohexover

-ronlewis

-Arnold: the Terminator

-kidaro

-.moto.

-Azuryx

-littlem: recruiter and mascot

-lou: the snitch

The Naughty Moustaches
"Known for oozing charm and causing harm, dapper dating and decapitating"

- Weapons of choice: Victorian dagger canes and sword sticks.

Leader: Bramish

-Funkie Fresh

-Staplefish

-Chuck Motherfucking Norris: Bramish's bodyguard, ultra-bearded with fire for hair.

-lou: the snitch

The Montagues [Territorial]
"You killed Mercutio, now you die" (motherfucker)



Enemies:
Mean Street Elite
South Beach Massacre

-Gang tattoo: Pinstriped lines all over both arms. With a twist of lime.
-Gang colors: Green, red and dark grey.
-Weapon of choice: Rapiers, Mr. T, headphone cable whips, guitars (the ones like in 80's metal videos that shoot out lasers, only they dont just play iron maiden and stuff), and reaaaally sharp vinyl records.
- Territory: All of Michigan, since no one else wants it, as well as the Atlantic Ocean and the irish sea. PLUS, cool record shops...and CA. And not to mention Moss Side Manchester (UK).
-Mortal combatesque finishing move: the spitting king cobra face slap.
-Outfits: Victorian-style Tights and Poofy-Sleeved shirts

Leader: Skipper6745 [Romeo]

Mcnasty: Chief Whoopersnapper

Leader: Lenabean

Co-leader: blonde8007: [OG] "The Armadillo"

- ElBurrito

- LaughtoDeath: AKA Jinx

-Little_Hobbit_Feet

-Pseudonymjones

-mmm...Jones

-Izzlester

-lou: the snitch

The Sizers
" Shirt Sizers, east siders: XL be representin'."

-Initiation: Tear off shirt tag with your size on it, attach to string/chain, wear around neck. You are now a Sizer.
-Gang Color: White
-Nicknames: Optionally based on shirt size.
-Territory: Origins in eastern US, factions everywhere.
-Attitude: Cooperative, expansive.
-Vice: Gambling, protection.
-Front: Construction industry.
-Weapons: Harsh language, threat of taunting.
-Gang Tattoo: Anything found on a shirt tag.

"Machine Wash Cold"
"Wash With Like Colors"
"Tumble Dry Only"
"Do Not Iron"

Leader: Scaper-X [XL]

-lou: the snitch

The Mean Street Elite
'Way too much heat for the street!'

Partner: The East Coast Massacre: Hardcore

-Territory: The whole of UK, but their satellite city is Rochester, NY. And now, Chicago.
Colours: Red with red fedoras (with a white strip around the top - above the peak)
-Weapon of choice: Samurai Sword

Leader: Tomassi

-Rachel Raygun

-Shev

-Verdana

-lou: the snitch

Informants who will probably be found out

-lou

Assorted people running the streets at their own risk

-Acanthus: Random crazy guy who can write big

-Afro1989

Smarmy one-liner guy who says stupid puns and the like while preliminary arguements for fights occur

-Wallsreallywork