Aristotle Believed in the Politics of Dancing
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Cooking is a waste of thyme.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Cows are milk machines.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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E=MC HammerPants
of 86 votes, 33% like it
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Fat People Are People Too.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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George W. Bush for Garbageman 2008
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Go ahead, make my bed.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Good artists borrow. Great artists pirate.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Great story. You should blog about it.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Heartily insists on nightlife. (Glow ink for "art is life&qu
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Heartily insists on nightlife. (Glow ink for ART IS LIFE)
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I CAN HAS ENGLISH LESON?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I Definitely Believe in Nihilism!
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I eat carnivores.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Love Misanthropes.
of 87 votes, 30% like it
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I May Be Slow, But I'm... Uh...
of 181 votes, 36% like it
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I Put The "Fun" in "Funeral"
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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I stole this slogan from Todd Goldman.
of 90 votes, 31% like it
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I'm famous on Wikipedia.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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I'M ON UR SHIRTZ, LEAVING DUMB SLOGANZ
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Invest in a smile. I'll pay you back with interest.
of 100 votes, 32% like it
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Jokey Smurf was a Terrorist.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Just Say No To Platitudes
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Level 60 Human
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Librarians have issues.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Life is better as a visible minority!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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My Awesometer Goes To Eleven.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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My other car is a sandwich.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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My Second Life is Better Than This
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Nerd out with your bird out!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Never go cowtipping if the service is bad.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Never trust a talking mime.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Nice Cape. Wanna @#$%?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Nobody Cares About Your Blog.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Nude photos are often overexposed.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Olympic high-jumpers: get over yourselves!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Only awesome people can see this shirt.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Plato didn't count on the politics of dancing.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Proactively Apathetic.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Sexual Harassment is a Touchy Subject.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Shakespeare Also Hates Your Emo Eyeliner.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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SILENCE!!!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Sing like an angel. Dance like a devil.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Stupid Acronyms FTW!
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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SUVs: For The Rugged Demands Of The Sidewalk
of 167 votes, 35% like it
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The Tooth Fairy isn't as busy as The Cavity Fairy.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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There's nothing worse than a generalization.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Universally Appealing
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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Wake Me Up Before You Go Go Gadget Rollerskates!
of 155 votes, 30% like it
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Waldo now uses GPS.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Who Died And Made You A Sandwich?
of 163 votes, 35% like it
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Worst. Syntax. Ever.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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You can't buy love. And you get what you pay for.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Your band will never be famous.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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