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timtheone aka Timothy Bark is a 31.96 year old boy, has been a member since August 7, 2005, has scored 493 submissions, giving an average score of 2.19, helping 4 designs get printed.
Banana Peel: Insert Punch line Here
of 55 votes, 2% like it
Vote: LederHosen
of 54 votes, 7% like it
Just a little Left and a little Right Of Center
of 53 votes, 8% like it
1985 was my First time with a Little Red Plumber
of 46 votes, 7% like it
Down With the Tan Plastic Army Men
of 46 votes, 2% like it
Gleaming The Sugar Cube
of 50 votes, 6% like it
Being EMO is Just Like Being Elmo, except for the "L"
of 50 votes, 18% like it
Still Afraid of Contracting Cooties
of 32 votes, 34% like it
Time Traveler in Training: I am hoping this is the Year 1985
of 32 votes, 34% like it
The last thing I wanted was for this Shirt To come between us
of 32 votes, 28% like it
I hope You're not offended by what this Shirt Says
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Infinity Just Keeps On Going On and On about how Cool It is
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Cooties: The Original Kissing Disease
of 32 votes, 28% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1.618033989. It is all About the Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
of 43 votes, 7% like it
Ask me about my Farmers Tan
of 22 votes, 18% like it
AV Club Reject
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Being EMO is Just Like Being ELMO, but without the "L"o
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Buddy Holly was the Original Punk Rocker
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Camels and their Hooves have received a lot of Bad Press Lately
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Certified Third Wheel: Soo, What are you Two doing Tonight?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Circle, Circle, ., . You know What I am Talking About 80's Child
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Cold Pizza: The Breakfast Food that has no Equal
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Fizzy Drink is the Sophisticated way to say Pop, Soda, or Coke
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Fried Banana and Peanut Butter Sandwhich, the Reason I Love Elvis
of 43 votes, 5% like it
Hug Me I am Corny
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Human Cyborg: Sorry I am Programmed to be a Jerk
of 10 votes, 10% like it
I play chess, because I suck at Checkers
of 33 votes, 18% like it
I always Double Dip the Chip
of 8 votes, 0% like it
I Hugged a Tree and got a Hicky in Return
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I pick My Nose, but I only Eat the Boogers When No one is looking
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I play Checkers because I suck at Chess
of 45 votes, 22% like it
I tried to hug a Tree, but it Bit me
of 23 votes, 13% like it
Kiss Me I am Corny
of 8 votes, 13% like it
L 7 Is the only Gang Symbol I Know, Because I'm a Square
of 21 votes, 10% like it
L 7 is the only Gang Symbol I Know How to Throw
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Loss of Brain cells due to Self induced Brain Freezes as a Child
of 24 votes, 21% like it
My Eye Glasses happen to be Prescription
of 12 votes, 8% like it
My First Summit Reached was the top of a Tree down the Street
of 15 votes, 20% like it
My Grade School G.P.A: Smiley Face-Star-Star
of 8 votes, 13% like it
My other Shirt is a Designer
of 43 votes, 5% like it
Professional Tree Climber: The Elm is no match for me
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Sorry, I forgot to brush my Teeth again this morning
of 8 votes, 0% like it
Soylent Green: You are Whats for Dinner.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
Still Afraid of Catching the Cooties
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Still Afraid of Contracting the Cooties
of 48 votes, 8% like it
Thanks for not Noticing the Piece of Corn Stuck between my Teeth
of 18 votes, 17% like it
The Sunrise is my Caffeine Substitute
of 21 votes, 14% like it
What are those Floating Eye Squiggle Thingies called Again???
of 10 votes, 0% like it
Yes, I am the One you always See Picking Their Nose While Driving
of 32 votes, 19% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

I am a Guy who is a guy who enjoys the world of wearing a good Freesh T-shirt every once and a while. Also Running like a Maniac and Such.