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BaconJesus
BaconJesus aka Skyler Hewitt is a 23.01 year old boy, has been a member since September 6, 2005, has scored 5,566 submissions, giving an average score of 3.54, helping 98 designs get printed.
I'd give my left hand to be ambidextrous.
of 105 votes, 53% like it
Join the Army! See new places; then destroy them.
of 101 votes, 53% like it
Plumbers have recurring pipe dreams.
of 89 votes, 43% like it
Weight lifters are totally biceptual.
of 83 votes, 39% like it
The color green is just Yellow having its way with Blue.
of 106 votes, 52% like it
I'm pretty sure my pharmacist is peddling drugs
of 115 votes, 50% like it
In God's video game, Jesus is the only one with an extra life.
of 125 votes, 49% like it
There is a time and place for everything; it's called college.
of 126 votes, 46% like it
I always ask my victims a yes-or-no question. Did you know that?
of 169 votes, 64% like it
Poetic drummers are into cymbalism.
of 168 votes, 50% like it
Apparently Church is the wrong place for dead baby jokes.
of 159 votes, 45% like it
The happiest blood type of all: B Positive.
of 170 votes, 56% like it
If at first you don't succeed, burn the evidence that you tried
of 172 votes, 45% like it

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All about me

I remember this one time.