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digitalROAR
aka Ronald Bland is a 40.7 year old boy, has been a member since October 25, 2005, has scored 1,852 submissions, giving an average score of 2.94, helping 15 designs get printed.
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You touch me again you owe me a nickle
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Will you love me?
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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I have needs too.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Mr. Box needs a vacation
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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You make my pants tight.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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OMG? What's that?
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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You can stick your BLOG up your ASS!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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EMO - SCHLEEMO. damn it.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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The sleeper hold makes your butt hurt
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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she touched my special places, dad.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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And some fool found a light switch.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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coffee please.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Grandma got run over by Grandpa.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Budda said to say, "Wassup?"
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Flesh tastes best when it's FRESH
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I want to be Auntie Bill when I grow up
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Ex-Sidekick
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Chalk outlines are pretty darn cool!
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Yoda said there'd be days like this.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I can count to 10!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Purple Kool-Aid is my favorite flavor.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Life. The cause of 1 out of every death.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Aliens want our corn.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Red Staplers are HOT.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Do you like me? Check 'Yes' or 'No'.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Santa likes elves. If u know what I mean
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Mrs. Clause likes the S&M
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I kiss your Mom with THIS mouth!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Goose. Goose. Duck! (man slapped)
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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The A Team should hunt down MacGyver
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I know, I know... that's all I can eat.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Know where I can get a used Fembot?
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Whats the big deal? Her ID says shes 18
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Can I get your friends number from you?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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& the freaks will inherit the mirth
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Is there meat in this?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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What's the law got to do with anything?
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Why are there Showtunes on your iPod?
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Skills? Absolutely None.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Vegan girls are easy
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Your Father is someone's Prison Bitch
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Ninjas are cool
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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Hey, didn't we meet in Bangkok?
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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the midget army.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I think Big Bird has the Bird Flu
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Burt & Ernie are life partners.
of 45 votes, 38% like it
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Undercover Jew
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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Mustache Rides. 50¢
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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You'll shoot your eye out kid.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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God says, "Hello."
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Lancelot was gay.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Pioneers. Sailors of the Old West!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I'm your Huckleberry.
of 74 votes, 20% like it
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Satan's 3rd cousin: Twice removed.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I wouldn't do ya, but my sister might.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Porn makes the world HAPPY
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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American Girls- EASY since 1776!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Santa's Sweatshop
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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but it's my birthday month!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I saw your Mom at the free clinic.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I saw your Dad at the clinic last week.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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A steak a day keeps the Vegans away
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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Oompa-Loompas got MAD skills
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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Your Mom likes younger guys
of 70 votes, 19% like it
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Prom Dates. Easy since 1875!
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Where's R2 when you need him?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Pornography Consultant
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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My man's a Pirate
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Weekend Pirate
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Tapeworm. Nature's diet plan.
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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My Mommy says I'm handsome!
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Go get Daddy another Rum & Cola...
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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The Wicked Witch had a shoe fetish.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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My girlfriend knows Ninjitsu
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Your NOT Rick James... bitch.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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I think Osama lives in my building.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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I wish I had HER tits.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Pirate Wenches like the plank!
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Super Villians stay in my guestroom.
of 56 votes, 29% like it
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I dont like the tickle game Uncle Jimmy
of 99 votes, 19% like it
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I wouldn't do ya, but my brother might.
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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Leave me alone. I'm in my dark place.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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All my heros are dead rockstars
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Dang that bum has alot of junk.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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No, you CAN'T date my sister!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I'm so special I have my own Olympics.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Can I get you Mom's number?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I can get dressed all by myself!
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Mmmm... Pie. I like pie.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Stop staring and touch 'em already!
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Breasts make good pillows.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Do your Happy Dance!
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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Waldo's been staying at my place.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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You did WHAT with my comics?!?!
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Afternoon Delight Anyone?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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And you thought YOU where ugly!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
& U Thought YOU Where Ugly!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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A's are alot of work [Icon of kneepads]
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Are you drunk yet? A hooker is cheaper.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Bah Humbug! -E. Scrooge
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Bow down to your robot masters!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Brian Zor is my hero.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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But your Mom said I could!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Did you know Rue Paul was a MAN?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Dolly Parton has HUGE...
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Don't feel bad 5th choice is still good
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't Knock Hippy Chick Sex!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Embrace your baldness!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Father O'Maly Didn't Touch Me
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Female Pirates make great lovers. Arrr.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Fembots make GREAT presents!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Flesh is good... yeah, good.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Flesh is goood... yeah, good.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Friends are SO overrated.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Good girls swallow (Bad girls spit)
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Hey, I'd toss-off to a picture of you!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Howard's afraid of the FCC
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I can count to Potato!
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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I don't like the tickle game Unca Jimmy
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I had a 3 way w/Peprmnt Patty & Marc
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I had a 3-way w/Pepermint Patty & Ma
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I know a Porn Star
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I like your pretty, naughty bits!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I saw Mommy blowing Santa Clause.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I think Laverne & Shirley had a thin
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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I wouldn't do ya, but my Dad might.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'd still do Vanna White
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If ur happy & you know it, clap ur h
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If ur happy & you no it, clap ur han
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Is my penis in your way?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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is this TOO sexy?
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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It huts when i swawow...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Kung Fu was cool... in the 70's!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Laverne & Shirley had a thing
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Lesbians can be fun.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Lesbians have the BEST flanel!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Lonely Guy
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Lonely Guy OR Lonely Gal
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Long John Sliver (yes its spelled right)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Love Lessons. 5¢
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Mel Brooks is kinda funny
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Mrs. Box is my sugar momma!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Mrs. Howel is my Sugar Momma
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My Dad's A Peeping Tom
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My Mom's a M.I.L.F.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My Mom's a M.Y.L.F.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My Penis Like You.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My penis needs a new friend.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My Sister's a M.Y.L.F.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Never Monkey w Another Monkeys Money
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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No, I won't do a site for 50 bucks!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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NOT Jesus Juice... Jesus Juice! (mex)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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OJ... MJ... Money can work wonders.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Peppermint Patty & Marcie are freaks
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Pink 5 is a HOTTIE!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Pornography Major
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Screw a 6 pack... I'm working on a keg!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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she touched my special places dad
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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So that's where I put my ass cream!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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So that's where I put my rash cream!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Sodom. Gomorrah. New Orleans.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Take pitty on me. I'm a blonde.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The Queen likes dick. Spotted Dick!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Trailer Trash Friendly
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Vegas is Sin at it's FINEST.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Waldo's staying at my place.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Was Danny Tereo Gay?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Was there ever a 'Poopy Doo'?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Watch it or my lil sis will beat you up!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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What's the big deal? Her ID says 18.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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whatthehellisemoanyway?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You make my Kitty happy!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Your Dad pays my rent... car payment...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Your Dad's my Sugar Daddy
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Your little sister is a PRO
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Your Mom's a great kisser!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Your NOT Rick James, bitch!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
All about me
Kinda bored
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