OMFSM! (dont include this part, but it's instead of OMG)
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Let's drink and make some bad choices.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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What were you eating under there???
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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By reading this shirt you agree to give me $1 .... pay up!
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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cuddlicious
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Easy: a term to describe a woman with the morals of a man.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Jeenyus!
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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If ignorance was bliss, more people would be happy.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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I'm great in bed, I can sleep for days!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Save the dolphins, eat a mermaid.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Guess who's comando?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Treat me like a little angel, and I'll be your little devil.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I am the gum that sticks to your shoe.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I am the wrong number that wakes you up at 4am
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I am the batteries that are not included.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Common sense should be more common.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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There is too much blood in my caffeine system
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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God created man, then he had a BETTER idea.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Im not bad I juste spel that wai.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Proud owner of a vajayjay.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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#FF0000 is red, #0000FF is blue, all my base are belong to you.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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I'm 1337
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Do you howin!?
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Guns cause violence as much as spoons cause obesity
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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