"I'm not going back to time out for you or anybody!"
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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*Your time is strange and confusing to me*
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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3 o'clock, you get raped
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Aliens are from the future
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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America, you're not fat enough!
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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Asian's The New Black
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Beat your wife if you love Jesus
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Birkenstocks are murder
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Burn Victims Love the Hose
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Childporn is my Anti-drug
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Compton is for Lovers
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Crying inside? Dicks aren't pacifiers.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Dare me to drive right now?
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Don't beat your self up. Let me do it
of 69 votes, 14% like it
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elitists welcome...if that's alright with you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Foily Mafia
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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For the people, not the Government
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Freestyle RAP-ist
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Freestyle walking is not a crime!
of 100 votes, 18% like it
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GHOST RIDE THE WHIP
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Go Scam Some Shit
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Hardest part of rollerblading? Being gay
of 134 votes, 25% like it
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Heroin is my anti-drug
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Huff Jesus Not Paint
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Human Racist
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I cap my teeth with ROLO foil
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I don't believe in NIHILISM
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I Eat Crackaz Like you with my Soup
of 98 votes, 16% like it
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I got high off of my ritalin
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I have #@%*$ tourettes
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I learned it from watching you
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I like 'em small (ie., amputee midget porn)
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I practice Play-Doh masochism
of 102 votes, 18% like it
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I think that stripper really liked me
of 102 votes, 20% like it
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I wanna be a junkie when I grow up
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I'd prefer this shirt with less text
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'D RATHER BE SHOPLIFTING
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'll cut your face
of 76 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a HATER not a FIGHTER
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a mirage for desert Cannibals
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a Neil Diamond in the Rough
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'm building a laser
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I'm from the future. I'm not psychic I have a great memory
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'm here for the free Mumia
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm so happy the slaves are free...they used to be $10
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I'm the whiner in a screamo band
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I've eaten too much acid for this shit
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Id rather be shoplifting from Nordstroms
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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If I'm wearing this TEE with a blazer, punch me in the throat!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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IMetCheney&AllIGotWasInThisLousyComa
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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In the future we don't believe in time
of 99 votes, 19% like it
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Jesus Would Hide
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Jump. You've got nothing to live for
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Just Hardcore Enough
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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JV Life Coach
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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KILL ME, I'M A HOOKER
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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LEGALIZE MURDER
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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make like a sheep farmer, FUCK WHATCHA HURD!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Matter Doesn't
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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My grandpa went to Haiti and all I inherited was this lousy hex
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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My other shirts a Porsche
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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my other shirts on your girlfriend's floor
of 99 votes, 18% like it
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My tax dollars pay for Lance Armstrong's spandex
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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No need for condoms. We'll let the AIDS kill the baby
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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No one asks their children what kind of people they want to be
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Play-Doh masochist
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Point of Fashion: GOTHIC MILKMAID
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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rediscovering the power of FUCK YOU
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Remember ACID?
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Same Old Soup Just Reheated
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Shoot it into your cock
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Smoking makes me look tough
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Spaceships are Time Machines
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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spelling is for loosers
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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SPUNK RAG
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Suck the stripes off of a Zebras dick
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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TEA
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Thanks for the judgements
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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That cop smoked your weed
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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the birth canal IS the light at the end of the tunnel
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The Future is Later
of 118 votes, 19% like it
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THE WATER WEENIE (the secret to time travel)
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Then send my food to the starving kids!
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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This is what a Masculist looks like
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt doubles as my spunk rag
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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TWEEKERS, THE OTHER WHITE TRASH
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Typical Run-of-the-Mill No Good Bastard
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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typo negetive
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Unkle Skip is a MURDERER!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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UnNonderstandable
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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WEARING A WIRE?!! Could you speak up...and say it into the shirt
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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What ever happened to ACID?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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When playing "HEADS UP/7 UP" look at the shoes
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Would you trust your clone?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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You can lead a horse to rehab.....
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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You're getting sleepy
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Your mother is an amazing woman
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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~M~I~R~A~G~E~
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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