Ive Been Shuffling Music Since 2001
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Karaoke National Champion
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Member of the Secret handshake society
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Cannot Sleep! having one of those daymares again.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Sleeping Beauty: Sleeping since 1890
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Lies now come in all different shades of colors
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Dont be hatin Darth Vader cos hes black!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Women play Hide and Seek, Men play Hit and run
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Darth Vader is sexy cos hes black
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I escaped boredom only to land in the hands of procrastination
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Don't Worry! All good things come in small packages
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Books are a nerds best friend
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I have an allergic reaction to money thats why I give it away
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Happy endings are so 90's
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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how can rules be broken if they are never read?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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To this Date, Smiling never hurt anyone!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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How come no one is playing that epic song in the background?
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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So apparently you grow up when you get older
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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I Trust the weatherman, he knows if tomorrow will be a better day
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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All the people in the world Tweet whats left for the birds to say
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I Like to eat for two, thats just how I roll!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Pirates have all the fun
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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My grandma makes better cookies than yours
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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Your money fits perfectly in my wallet
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Comedy: The art of being serious in a funny way
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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No one is born a virgin, life has screwed us all
of 48 votes, 40% like it
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Im fluent in American
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Even Super hero's have a day off
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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My lips do most of the talking
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Freelancer at your service
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Alternative rock, Listen At your own Risk
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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The stripes on the shirt washed off
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Retired Rockstar
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Artist in Progress
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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I live in a tent
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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This T-shirt will self destruct in 60 seconds
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Im not short, your just utterly tall
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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30% Artifical
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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10 is just a fancy number meaning 9+1
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Donate Chocolate
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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i know how to hide the evidence
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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You dont need to visit an optician if you can read this shirt
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Thank you for smoking, you have just shortened my life span
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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I work with Gil Grissom at the crime lab
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I have a Warrant for your cookies
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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I know you are reading my shirt
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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let me take your picture for free
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Welcome To hell ; Free Admission
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Im God's favorite person
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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God Bought me this shirt
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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keeping quiet isnt as easy as it sounds
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Insert your Credit Card number here :_____________
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Theres Subliminal Messages on this T-shirt
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Im on a Chocolate Diet
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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