...and knowing is half the battle (the other half is guns)
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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2 pi r the best way around a circle
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Bird Anger-Management Counselor.
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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Birds need anger management.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Bottle-Rocket Scientist.
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Circles are easy as pi
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Ctrl-Z, is digital time-travel.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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Don't beat a dead horse, or any other dead animal for that matter
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Drawing circles is easy as pi.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Due to fast food, man is no longer the most dangerous game.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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GPS showed me how to get to Sesame Street.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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GPS told me how to get to Sesame Street.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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I can't drive 55, or past the speed of light.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I dream of reality T.V.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I got in a boss battle, then he fired me.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I love the power glove... It's so bad!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I only preform brain surgery on rocket scientists.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I prefer rounded pie, not pie squared.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I talk to myself,its the only way I can have a smart conversation
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I tried being a polygamist but I couldn't get a date.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm a Ninja and I always cut to the front of the line.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a vegetarian cannibal, I only eat vegetarians.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I'm Awe and then Some.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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I'm not a piece of meat, I'm also 2/3 water.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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I'm rubber, you're glue... we would have really weird children.
of 69 votes, 29% like it
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I'm scared of having a phobia.
of 75 votes, 28% like it
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I'm so goth I have flying butresses'.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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If a goth went back to Gothic times would he just be normal?
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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If napping were a sport I'd be a professional athlete.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If you can read this then jetpacks have not yet been invented.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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In the future this shirt will be so retro.
of 70 votes, 36% like it
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In the land of Kings, no one is King.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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iShirt, for those with no arms.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Life gave me lemons and I made lemonade...now what?
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Metaphors are like this other thing...
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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My bike needs refueling so give me a sandwich!
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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My favorite meal is the one I'm currently eating.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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My reality tv show was too unrealistic.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Nacho Taco, Frito Bandito!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Needs more cats and moons!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Needs more cats, moons, and keyboards!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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One mans trash is another mans treasure,andsome are just stalkers
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Pirate Zombie
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Pixels are just digital pixies.
of 63 votes, 14% like it
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poo is always funny.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Preview coming shortly
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Raising Hell is a lot of responsibility
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Re-animated animations want your cartoon brains.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Remember when you said "when pigs fly?" Well, Swine Flu
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Shut your noise hole!
of 747 votes, 17% like it
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Stop wearing your heart on your sleeve,its getting blood all over
of 55 votes, 44% like it
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t, the fastest way from here to there.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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The geek shall inherit the Middle-Earth.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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The revolution will be tweeted.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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There's no such thing as a vegetarian zombie.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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Theres a difference between being at a party and being in a party
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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This is the adventure I chose.
of 4 votes, 75% like it
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This shirt contains thread.
of 57 votes, 37% like it
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Vegetarian zombies crave grains.
of 62 votes, 35% like it
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You can't have rainbows without first having the rain.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Your mom goes to college
of 1152 votes, 20% like it
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Your music sucks, and it's giving me a headache.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Zombie Ninja Pirate Panda!
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Zombie Pirate
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Zombie Pirate Panda!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Zombie slogans are dead.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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