A white person's number one concern is not looking racist.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Crapulence haunts my every day
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Goats have eaten lamer shirts.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Rap lyrics make me chuckle to myself.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I'm against animal rights activists.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I'm just making this up as I go...
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Follow me, I'll get us out of this alive!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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No one will EVER have their way with Chewbacca!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Gag Gift
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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SIR Isaac Newton?! They'll knight anyone, won't they?
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I don't find the internet that interesting.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Booleans will save the world one day!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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You people!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Ben Franklin says a lot of things...
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Large is only a quarter more.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Ewwww! Kissing!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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When Bush's term is over, who will the youth of America hate?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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What's more romantic than efficiency?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Wheaties doesn't give you lazer vision.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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There are twelve words my shirt, and I bet you just counted.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Sometimes you feel like a nut.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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It's like puppies... but with death and explosions.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Sure, like I KNEW I was going to cause an interdimensional rift.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Help me get back to my own time!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt was funnier when I put it on this morning.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Unrequited Love: The Masochist's Romance
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Alaphabet soup gave me the idea.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Bumper stickers changed my opinion.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Some jokes go over my head.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Onomatopoeia is like BAM!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Good thing I wore this shirt today.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Click here to redeem your free iPod!*
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Consumerism worked for me.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I vote against designs with text on them.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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If I only had a lance, I could ride a giraffe into battle.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Some people read T-Shirts. I think you're one of them.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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When I put this shirt on, I was innocent.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I didn't come up with this slogan.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt was not intended to start a conversation.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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You can have this shirt when you pry it from my cold, dead body.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I just hope I put my head through the right hole this time.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I'll have the chicken.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Concert or Crime?: Put your hands in the air!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Sometimes I don't wash T-Shirts for months.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Peer pressure makes the world go 'round.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Everybody wants to be different. That's why I conform.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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You're not the one wearing this T-Shirt.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Zebra's could blend in during the 80s.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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It's impossible to pick up chicks in this shirt.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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And I'd do it again if I had the chance.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Penguins' birthday suits are so much classier than mine.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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I wrestled a bear once.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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