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iPear
iPear aka Michael Desire is a boy, has been a member since May 3, 2006, has scored 5,207 submissions, giving an average score of 2.40, helping 132 designs get printed.
the path of the samurai is paved in blood and weird sandals
of 26 votes, 42% like it
Every cloud is a silver Lion
of 56 votes, 34% like it
Engineers say the glass was built twice as big as necessary
of 72 votes, 60% like it
Feet: Like hands for your legs.
of 98 votes, 54% like it
I'm Half Awake (or half asleep, if you're a pessimist)
of 87 votes, 60% like it
Commas keep me breathing.
of 93 votes, 58% like it
Nice guys finish last, unless they're the only person racing.
of 76 votes, 42% like it
Cheaters never win, except when they win.
of 92 votes, 60% like it
Recession: Your dad's hairline isn't only affected by it.
of 72 votes, 43% like it
Pain is Fear leaving the body... Or getting kicked in the shin
of 61 votes, 38% like it
Winning is great and all...but have you tried losing?
of 77 votes, 40% like it
Hi,You Might Know Me From The Internet?
of 76 votes, 43% like it
I ride my horse on autopilot.
of 71 votes, 32% like it
One man's garbage is another man's Garbagé
of 94 votes, 41% like it
Inflation: Raising the price of thoughts from apenny to a quarter
of 92 votes, 38% like it
Life's a Burger, Don't Forget the Pickles
of 87 votes, 32% like it
its hard to find a corner to cry in when youre in the oval office
of 117 votes, 38% like it
I Got My Bachelor's Degree in Magic.
of 133 votes, 42% like it
Peacocks: Nature's Metrosexual
of 144 votes, 54% like it
Lies, they keep me warm at night.
of 122 votes, 26% like it
Evidence: It Proves Things
of 144 votes, 52% like it
The Enemy of My Enemy is probably a bigger Jerk
of 136 votes, 51% like it
Friends: Like Enemies, Except... Not Really.
of 120 votes, 34% like it
If You're Happy and You Know it. Please, keep it to yourself.
of 133 votes, 55% like it
Representing Corporate Monsters On A Daily Basis
of 108 votes, 32% like it
Texas is My Favorite Country
of 118 votes, 36% like it
Babies: Cute AND Tasty
of 122 votes, 35% like it
Parties are fun up until someone breaks your Skip-It
of 122 votes, 34% like it
Somebody Forgot to Rewind the Tape when they brought Sexy Back
of 122 votes, 35% like it
I'd rather be stupid and happy, than smart and a virgin
of 115 votes, 28% like it
I'm With Stupid. Just kidding, we're freinds, that's my buddy.
of 117 votes, 32% like it
Judge Not By the Color of My Shirt, But the Brand Name of My Tee.
of 121 votes, 42% like it
You can't spell "Failure" without "U R A"
of 141 votes, 39% like it
In College You Don't Get Detention, You Get Arrested.
of 227 votes, 34% like it
The Letter Y: Vowel Trapped in a Consenants Body?
of 212 votes, 38% like it
Next time you Quote me, you better use citations.
of 243 votes, 45% like it
Cannibals get rid of their evidence.
of 264 votes, 50% like it
I Don't See People As Colors, I See Them As Foodstuffs
of 240 votes, 31% like it
I Bet You Can't Spot The Spelling Mistake On This Shirt...
of 374 votes, 56% like it
When You Close Your Eyes, I Become Invisible!
of 316 votes, 43% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Actually, I put my pants on no legs at a time.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Apple Pie, Sweatshops, Outsourcing... I <3 America!
of 92 votes, 28% like it
Be a Man! Braid Your Beard
of 192 votes, 24% like it
Dinosaurs, Man's best friend.
of 92 votes, 25% like it
Don't worry, I don't tell anyone we're dating either...
of 54 votes, 39% like it
Fossil Fuels: Nature's Gatorade
of 101 votes, 26% like it
I Agree! Let's Be Friends! That Guy Sucks! Wanna Date?
of 39 votes, 21% like it
I been had grammar issues
of 32 votes, 25% like it
I Know What You're Thinking, You're a Racist for Thinking That
of 206 votes, 25% like it
I put the X in Fun(ctions)!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
I slept in this shirt...
of 202 votes, 27% like it
I'm a Rock and Roll Senior Citizen
of 113 votes, 18% like it
Imagination: The Key To Success.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
Inside Joke! Tee Hee!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Is it hot in here? Or am I just warm blooded?
of 40 votes, 28% like it
Life is a bitch, and then you marry one.
of 176 votes, 20% like it
Made from 5% Juice.
of 51 votes, 45% like it
No One Can Hear Your Screams in Space (because there's no oxygen)
of 42 votes, 29% like it
Sponsoring Causes
of 111 votes, 28% like it
The path of the samurai is paved in blood & funny looking san
of 1 votes, 0% like it
The path of the samurai is paved in blood & funny looking san
of 2 votes, 0% like it
WARNING: Closet Tickle Monster
of 36 votes, 25% like it
When I Bought this Shirt I was thinking the same thing.
of 89 votes, 27% like it

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