If the future is now, there is no present.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I have an imaginary friend. And he hates you.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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If it weren't for that rooster, I'd sleep all day.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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I hug trees and they hug back!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If you are what you eat, you must have ate a lot of idiot.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Dreams: Ruining reality for decades.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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98% of Ninja's know Chow Mein
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm way too awesome to be conceited
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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My favorite color is apple sauce.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I like you better when you're silent.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I can predict yesterday
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Careful kids, I am an amateur
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I am the future... and the future is NOW!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I only read picture books
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I am so cool I puke rainbows.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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My Yen is more than your Zen.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I am too Hipp for my O'potamus
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Circle: 360 Degrees of Perfection.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I am a choice away from making more choices.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Machines don't need to sleep.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Forget the Internet. I own a typewriter.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I only listen to music from cassettes
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I am totally Shmammered.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Too cool for shoes
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Licensed to Pill
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Floods are only fun when it rains Skittles
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Salmonella: The new Terrorist
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm an Antidote!
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Watch as I redefine the laws of Ninja
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Adults are just children who owe money.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Here I am. What are your next 2 wishes?
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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I am ashamed of what I did for a Klond.ike Bar
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Your Eyes Were Here
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Woopty Frickin' Doo
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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But, is there a parking space for my Ego?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Drop it like it's room temperature
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I voted for President. Not War.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I'd rather be Jamaican.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Dear Santa: I want Rudolph!
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I'd rather be on Pluto
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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No officer, I am above the influence.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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I am good from afar. You're far from good.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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I Rock because I Rock
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Sometimes the Car drives You.
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Stay out of my womb!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Fight Your Own War
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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I am Organically Made.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Yelling makes talking more fun
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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You can't handle the fruit.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Is there a parking space for my Ego?
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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i am NOT what i eat
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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The liver is evil and will be punished
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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My favorite food are Ice Cubes
of 56 votes, 5% like it
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I am a Jenius!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Is English Braille and Chinese Braille the same Language of dots?
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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There is NO Braille Here. Don't touch Me!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Careful. My alter ego is a Ninja.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Muffins are Just ugly Cupcakes.
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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They said Love would be enough.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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This is the first layer of Hell
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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My Brain Will Get Out and Kick Your Ass
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Does Waldo, know where Waldo is?
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I tried listening to my heart, but all it says is ''Lub Dub''
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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True Wisdom Can Be Found on a T-shirt.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I think, therefore I am Better.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I, Heart, the, Comma, Splice.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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My favorite color is spaghetti sauce.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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I am made with Love
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Sorry, Beer. I am higher on the Food-Chain.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Be Nice: Maybe it's My Birthday.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Never Listen to a Fortune Cookie
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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My Name is Pronounced Awww Sum.
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Herban Wonder
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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I Voted for World Peace
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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Great, I am stuck in Hell with All YOU People.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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This Ain't Utopia. In fact, It's Not Even Close.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I never voted for Bush.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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I am NOT naked.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I am > than You
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Science Can't Handle This
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Made with Love. Certified.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I got my Masters in B.S.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I bought this before 'Buy Nothing Day'
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Drugs cause Drain Bamage
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I am NOT Osama Bin Laden
of 50 votes, 2% like it
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This shirt covers my NAKED body
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Yup. Still want it All.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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12 out of 10 people think fractions are hard
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Aye Harrt Booty!
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Sometimes the toe stubs you
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Greeting from Jabooty
of 53 votes, 2% like it
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My PHD is in Ninja.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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I am a Celeb in rehab
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Being a vampire Sucks.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Only half Evil. 3 3 3
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Eh Eh Enonymous
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Eh Eh Anonymous
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Too Cool for Fools
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Remember. Half the people you know are below average.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Remember. If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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37.9 percent of statistics are made up on the spot
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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If you think no one cares. . . try missing a payment
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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So, what's the speed of Dark?
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Shutyerpiwhole
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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3 3 3. Only half Evil.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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It's your world. Make it delicious!
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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We might not have it all together, but together we have it all
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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quiet. SHOUTING Area.
of 63 votes, 3% like it
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I don't like fun, but I guess i'll have some.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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I slam revolving doors.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Does this shirt make me look LOUD?
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Slams Revolving Doors
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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I want patience...NOW
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Bow to the Masters
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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My only export is LOUD.
of 59 votes, 7% like it
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I think, Therfore I'm paid.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Don't mind me. I am here for my Libido.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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School's a Bitch. . . and then you Die.
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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That was Zen. This is Tao.
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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Nobody's Perfect. . . I am Nobody.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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5 Out of 4 People Think Fractions are Hard
of 63 votes, 38% like it
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Nobody's Perfect. I am a Nobody.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Yawn. Thanks daylight savings :[
of 59 votes, 5% like it
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No one roots for Goliath.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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The deal's off Satan. I think i'll take my Soul back.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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More like Wendsday.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Let's Bring it Back
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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When it rains. . . it snows
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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You snooze you lose... Well I have snost and lost.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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R. Evolution. Do You Connect?
of 62 votes, 0% like it
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Thanks for being so CRUEL to me
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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Thanks For Crying Argentina
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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What Would Irwin Do?
of 68 votes, 6% like it
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Equal Rights For Zombies: They Were People Too.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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Equal Right For Zombies
of 67 votes, 7% like it
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I am NOT a Football Player
of 66 votes, 8% like it
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Nothing to lose but your credit cards... Embrace individuality
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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I'll take freedom from oppression for $800
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Ahhh. Hallucinogens
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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The Egg Came Before the Chicken. . . Definitley.
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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Happiness is Free
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Mmmm... Hippo Sandwhich
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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I wish Grass was Emo. Then it would Cut itself.
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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CAUTION: STINGRAY AREA
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Will Ninja 4 Food.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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With all do respect. This is the New Millennium.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Careful. My shirt will Eat yours.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Turns out I was a vampire...
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Virgin? ? ?
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Your with Stupid
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Trust me. I'm better than you.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I destroy people in THIS shirt. Be Jealous.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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The media is trying to KILL YOU!
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Peace Love & Herb
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Guaranteed washboard abs* *Does not guarantee washboard abs
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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He who hesitates... is French
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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So Smooth... Like Velvet
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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It's like a jacket on your insides... a Drunk Jacket
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I have come for your booty and plunder, YAR!
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I also HATE school.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not stupid. I'm just Big boned.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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That was SO not Ninja
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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