I am Jack's pointless t-shirt.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I only wear type-tees.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm your new dad.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Que es eso? Eso es queso.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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You're not learning anything about me from reading this.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Spell-check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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i care, just not right now.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Keep staring, maybe I'll transform
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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VERBOPHOBIAC
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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EYES OFF MY TEETS!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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ignore the shirt, CHECK OUT THE SHOES!
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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i hate when people look at me
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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TXT IS STPD
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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The future sucks without hoverboards.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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If I look famous, it's because I am.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I break for naptime.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I'm so lucky.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I definitely work out.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Life's grrrrreat.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I suck at math.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Official Critic
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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THREE is SOME
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not Canadian, eh.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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You won't see these pythons at the zoo.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Every day is a bad hair day.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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If you can read this, you're not completely illiterate.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I buy all my clothes at thrift stores.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not a model, I just look like one.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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If you can see me, my camouflage shirt is not working correctly.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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I'm your new dad
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Summer of Shove
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Badmitton Ace
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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McCauley Culkin for President!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Save the earth, go nude.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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i hate shoes.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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avid _____er
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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i'm not worth your time
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Jerkin' the gerkin.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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Slob on my knob.
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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I only like diet.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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I play maraccas.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I play the tambourine.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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I play the triangle.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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don't ASSume i'm just like every other guy.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Trusty & Crusty
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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you got served.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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I have a million shirts.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I have a slight obsession with t-shirts.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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What are you looking at TOOL?
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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I'm a dirty dog.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Eeh = Em See [ ]
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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So I pretty much have like a thousand cds.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Cafe STFU
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt has braille...feel it.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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I make it rain with a hose.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I saw Janet Jackson's boob on national television!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I have smooth skin.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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iSelf
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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AIDS free.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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RADATTACK!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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THNX
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Shrimp Boat Captain
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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AWAY DEMON!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I love bush, not the president.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I lack skills.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I wish this person wasn't wearing me.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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No Hos Allowed
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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You know you're impressed.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I pass on gas.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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White Chocolate.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Elvis lives in my closet.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I'm wearing a diaper.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Save the forrest, use towels.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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SHAZAAAM!
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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How come you never see 20 somethings drinking Capri Sun?
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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OJ did it.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Rock out with your smock out.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Gumby <3's Pokey
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I am sleep walking.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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My drawers are fresh.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I'm wearing underwear.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Badmitton Rocks!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Pog Champ of '83
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Wanna go get drunk with my grandma?
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Sweet nut huggers.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I DO NOT wear womens clothing.
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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i love weenies...i mean hot dogs
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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myspace.com/pedophile
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Want to touch my weenus?
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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How do you dance without a machine telling you what to do?!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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WHATEVA WHATEVA!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Oh beehive!
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Don't slave, behave!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Fisticuffs
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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Fisticuffs - Turn My Headphones Up
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Turn my headphones up!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Don't judge, have fudge.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Don't r@pe, appreciate.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Snape vs. Dumbledore
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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The world is yours.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Walk along the razors edge.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Push it to the limit.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Clayton Bigsby is my hero!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Everyone has AIDS! =]
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Film Actors Guild
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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MATT DAMON!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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YOU BETTER GET ME HIGH.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Gimme a chicken sandwhich & some waffle fries...FOR FREE!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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When you're around, I chew ice cubes ;]
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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The $#!T is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I moved the Bibles to the fiction section. They kicked me out.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Your face caused my heart to undergo global warming.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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I know of a nice Hostel in Prague.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Which way is out?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Let's see you dance suckah, you ain't got nothin' on me!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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MY GUN, YOUR MOUTH.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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MY HAND, YOUR FACE.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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For weapons training they told me to play DOOM!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Penith.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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DARKNESS!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Went to some place called CHICKEN FILET
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Those are some nice chesticles ;]
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I keep orphans in my linen closet.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Get ProActive pizza face.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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My name is Buck, and I've come to...party.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Snakes on a HO.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Hairy sack of nuts.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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BYAHHHH!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I can't turn left =/
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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POO-NANNY
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Fish Tacos
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Don't hate, ma$t3r8@te.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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I need a cigarette in my life.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I need a ho ho in my life.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I am the President of the Oprah book club.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Initech
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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<shift> happens
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Purple Rain.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Chocolate Rain.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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This is like level 12 of DOOM!
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Robot slave.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I SPIT RHYMES LIKE HOT FIYAH!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Walk to Queens and get me a sugar cookie.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I only drink the finest of breast milks.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Part Legend, Part Devil, ALL MAN
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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No Shirt, No Shoes, ALL MAN
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Teabag
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Bring me something gooooooood.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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La Big Mac
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Ezekial 25:17
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Nazis made the Jews wear pieces of flare.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I am Tyler Durden.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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YOUR MOTHER TREBEK!
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Captain Boss Nyggar
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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I made like an infinity of those at camp.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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AHHH SKEET SKEET!!!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Charlie Murphy.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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THIS IS THE MOST BALLINEST S#!T EVA!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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BABBALU!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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You love rectum.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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King Kong ain't got $#!T on me!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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|mime|
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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#1 Prostitute In All Kazakhstan
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Jewbunny.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Brain is for lovers.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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HOLY SHNIKES!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Balls Model
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Wolverine Hunter
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Nunchuck Master
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Afternoon Delight.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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textually active ;]
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Wok it out.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Chocolate face.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Vanilla face.
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I am ________.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Sippin' On Some Sizzurp
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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