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Schwartzy aka is a 29.26 year old boy, has been a member since June 30, 2006, has scored 267 submissions, giving an average score of 1.43, helping 4 designs get printed.
Danger is my best friends, aunts, brother- in-laws, middle name.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
I dream of sleeping and I sleep to dream.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Yes, I have the antidote. And no, you can't have it!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I would choose u. But I would rather not pick a vowel.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Mullets are the Cadillacs of hairstyles
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Ultimate thumb wrestling champion.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Crowd me, i'm claustroriffic!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I hate three things in life: terrorist and math.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Speleeng iz ovrated.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
It wasn't me! My brain made me do it.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
This is a secret message, please don't read it.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
"ctrl z" my life
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I'm 0.08 percent sure I'm not drunk.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Wine not drink more?
of 29 votes, 10% like it

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