It's a schooner, right?

that was close!

boobies

alright dig this; when i found out about this ridiculously awesome shirt, guys medium showed only 1 left. i ran downstairs, got my wallet, then ran back up only to find:

"I'm sorry, the following problems have occured: We have recently sold out of Medium Brown Haikus are easy but... Guys Tees, it has been removed from your cart."

so, if you're the guy who bought that last medium (~0120 pst), know that i hate you. i hate you lots. gimme my shirt!