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Dr. Elusis
Dr. Elusis aka is a 38.77 year old girl, has been a member since August 7, 2006, has scored 8,179 submissions, giving an average score of 1.92, helping 112 designs get printed.
Warning: existential crisis in progress.
of 93 votes, 30% like it
Right now, I'm ruining my street cred.
of 94 votes, 23% like it
Spectacularly weird
of 90 votes, 16% like it
Godless Communist
of 96 votes, 21% like it
I love the smell of vodka in the morning.
of 80 votes, 18% like it
Stealth pirate.
of 82 votes, 21% like it
Director's cut.
of 78 votes, 13% like it
You say potato, I say potato.
of 82 votes, 26% like it
Ask me about my sexual identity!
of 79 votes, 18% like it
Stealth queer.
of 78 votes, 15% like it
My 15 minutes are almost up.
of 75 votes, 16% like it
Enter at your own risk.
of 72 votes, 13% like it
Never turn your back on a person with a nice merlot.
of 74 votes, 11% like it
The apostrophe: Love it or lose it's.
of 80 votes, 25% like it
Other.
of 74 votes, 18% like it
Does not play well with others.
of 76 votes, 18% like it
Cheese: It's What's for Dinner.
of 74 votes, 12% like it
Fat. So?
of 75 votes, 20% like it
Out of sight, out of mind, out of meds.
of 78 votes, 26% like it
No, I'm not planning to grow out of this.
of 78 votes, 21% like it
I love the smell of pinot grigio in the morning!
of 77 votes, 13% like it
Strumpet
of 79 votes, 16% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
All Crocs Go to Heaven
of 31 votes, 3% like it
Ask me what I think of your outfit.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Can I get a "hell, no"?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Down with fauxbians!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
I defer to your clearly superior judgment.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
I follow media trends.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Invisi-queer.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
Look, the queen!
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Maladjusted
of 34 votes, 6% like it
NOT BACON!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Privateer-American
of 31 votes, 3% like it
PTSD is my life.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
Terminally maladjusted.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
Well smell you, Nancy Drew!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
When Plan B fails, at least we have Plan D&C.
of 54 votes, 9% like it

My gallery photos

I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me

Artsy-fartsy queer gothic DJ pirate therapist from hell.