ohmygawd shoes
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Who wants to party?
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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congratulations--you're not illiterate
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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I've lost my faith in the spinach industry.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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It's not too late to abandon ship.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt is not an advertisement for threadless.com
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I like to tinker in my spare time.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Spread happiness, not disease.
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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I read great American novels.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Weakness is my biggest strength
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt has been places
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I drown my sorrows in appletinis
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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physics is phun!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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When wood is gone, what will we knock on?
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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By living you run the risk of dying.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Get high on life
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Soon, the only place you'll find nature is in a museum
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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Listening is less work. less work is good.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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If there is global warming, why is it so damn cold?!
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Don't read into this too much.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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This is the only clean shirt I had
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Pets are people too.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Well LO2U2
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Have you seen my nunchucks?
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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I'm Wilde for Oscar.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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I speak newspeak.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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My stunt doubles are standing by
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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There's someone following me...
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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It's good to be me.
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Zero Gravity = Endless Fun
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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I make loud noises without warning.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Holy Shiitake Mushrooms!
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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eye own lee half ice four yew
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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No, I'm not alliterate, but thanks for asking.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Abolish, obliterate, and stamp out wordiness.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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