So it shares some unintentional similarities with some esoteric webcomic. O NOEZ, EVERYBODY PANIC. I think the shirt's unique, charming, amusing, and a variety of other adjectives that I'm too busy buying the shirt to think of right now.

Great job, Rob.

The Russian government is on it's way to cover up the existence of this shirt.

...

I mean.

What shirt?

(In addition, this is the first shirt released by Threadless in a long time that I'm salivating over.)

I enjoyed Threadless products more when they were churning out comedy-based shirts every week. Anyone remember when that was happening?

You know, one week "Haikus are easy, but..." comes out, the next week, they've got "Planetary Status." Now, each batch brings with it 3 or 4 shirts which have designs that make little to no sense to anyone, but the person who designed it. This shirt is the closest one to that state of glory that's been released in a while. I declare a state of lame, highest caliber, that requires immediate remedy.