If you were agoraphobic, you'd be home now.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Violence does solve peace.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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MeTube
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Just send me the link.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I act mean, because I care... about me.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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3... 2... 1... Anticipation!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The universe hates me. Probably because I'm better looking.
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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Where's the nearest save point?
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Heartburn + Brainfreeze = Ideal Temperature Neck
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Be concise and stuff...
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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ASPHINCTERREADSWHAT?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Try rubbing me a different way, because right now, it's wrong.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt is a bling substitute.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My Phlebotomist is Dr. Acula
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I'm a 2-player game.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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This + Shoes = Service
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Does this body make you look fat?
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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My Slinky is Kinky.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I'd like to dehydrate you.
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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The person wearing this shirt is excused from Jury Duty.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Bi Fructose Porn Syrup
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt is poisonous. I'll be wearing the antidote tomorrow.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Admit it, you're reading this.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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... and how does this affect me?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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A spoonful of sugar does not help diabetes medicine go down.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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This shirt is also part of the conspiracy.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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My relationship is ruining my porn addiction.
of 9 votes, 56% like it
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The grass is greener on the other side because there's more poop
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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All screaming for ice cream is totally over-reacting.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Bathtub Galactica
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I wish I could CTRL+ALT+DELETE you.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Hi, I'm Shirt. Do you like the person I'm wearing?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Children are the future... We're doomed!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm thinner than I weigh.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Tex-Mextual Predator
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Textual Predator
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Duck, Duck, Duck, Bruce!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I don't agree to your terms of service.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Autism + Threesome = Awesome
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt is 0% off.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Lime disease sounds refreshing.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Ask about my toys for children under three.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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World's Greatest Shirt!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My mom says I'm cool. My mom is an idiot.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I like what you're doing.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Fohnetik Shurt
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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You're nuts, and I'm allergic.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I always look forward to things... because my eyes are in front.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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My avatar is hotter than your avatar.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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This palindrome sucks skcu semord nil aps iht
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I'm bad at palindromes sem ord nilap tad abmi.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Me + You = Emu Yo!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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My Rabbi is a Seder Masochist
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Jeeves asks ME.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Where is the biblioteca?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Go-Go-Gadget Shirt!
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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This shirt looks better on me than you would.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Prawn Pron
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Hogwash!!!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Jeeves didn't know.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I've got a burning sensation in my firewall.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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My Auntie Bess hates my Pro Bess
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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< Hit my Back button.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Wanna see my browser history?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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+ Add To Favorites
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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d0n't 5t3al my pa55w0rd
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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YOU'RE a series of tubes!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You'd better be worth it!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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T-Shirt Junky
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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You're just part of my daydream.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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3... 2... 1... Anticlimactic!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Do not attempt to adjust my set.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Tah-Dah!!!
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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You're counting my blessings.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Anonymously Famous.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Anonymously Famous.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I'm easy to swallow.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I also come in pill form.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I REALLY want Nirvana.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Unamused Muse
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Used Muse.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I don't run with scissors, they run with me.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Craigslist reject
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Dracula can SUCK IT!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Salt mail kills snail mail.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Exactly as I planned...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Glug Glug Glug Burp!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Mice pray to Cheesus.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The diamond Lao... The deal was for the diamond.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Yardsticks RULE!
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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I have severe allerJesus.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Wake me when it's over...
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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This is my bail out plan.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I forgot to something...
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Ask me about my cheat code.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I could do this all day!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I like M's.
Mmmmmmmmmmm
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'd eat muppet.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My plumber put some caulk in my crack.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Spackle my crack
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I love caulk.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I (heart) teabags
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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These will be the death of you.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Get drunk on my trunk!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Don't judge all girls by me.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Dating a (mild) psychopath
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Asthma Happens
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I am dolphin safe!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Some of what you're not.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Not Ready
For Primetime
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Count Drugula
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I was both wrong.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Taco Talk Show
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Automatically Outstanding!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Handjob Montana
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Interpretive Pants-Off!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Gnome means gnome!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Sedo Matzochist
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Seder Masochist
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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