This T Shirt is Cruelty Free. Your dreams are futile. No charge.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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I am fuelled by the limitless power of whimsy
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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You are now reading this in the voice of Darth Vader
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Itchy, flaky skin? You may be a lizard.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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Had an accident at work? Try being more careful.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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An Apple a day keeps the doctor away and Steve Jobs rich.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Protestors: It won't get better if you picket
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This slogan has a poster of Che Guevara on its wall
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This slogan is tailored to quasi-intellectual art students.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I wear this by way of subtle introduction
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I've found my T-shirt blog to be subject to crippling limitations
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Beneath this mellow exterior beats the cold heart of an academic
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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To perform CPR, place hands above top right-hand corner of text
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I have liberated these words from the oppressive grip of meaning
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Slogans: Bringing merciful brevity to vapid nonsense.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Précis: It's not spelt how you'd imagine.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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You are now passively complicit in my revolution
of 32 votes, 50% like it
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I'm a squirrel in the rodent A-Team.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Eye don't think my puns can get cornea
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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If you think there's a dearth of hatred, you're all mixed up.
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Try to tell fewer anecdotes that are self-aggrandising.
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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I underestimated the poorness of my grammar, but I was wrong.
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Ask me about semicolon usage; I double-dare you.
of 67 votes, 40% like it
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Take my advice, I don't want it anymore.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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Populism is the ugly love-child of mediocrity and inoffensiveness
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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I am potentially immortal
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Slogans: word-candy for the clinically inane.
of 64 votes, 22% like it
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Amateur surgeons take note: the vowels correspond to vital organs
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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I've subordinated my sense of humour to clothing manufacturers
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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Consulting a dictionary is ineluctable.
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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This T-shirt doubles as a hideout for seditious penguins.
of 65 votes, 29% like it
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Repetitive pleonasms annoy me as much as redundant tautologies.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Poetry: whining for the paragraphically challenged.
of 64 votes, 41% like it
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Profundity cannot be delivered by T-Shirts.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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"Obscure" is just a fancy word for lettuce.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Keep reading, it gets worse.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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No useful idea or concept can be explained in a sentence.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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