2010: Cut-off date for all pop songs featuring a rap verse.
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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Bring me the genius who invented the techno beat.
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Remember when pop singers used to be ugly? Me too.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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9/10 Music Fans Agree: Bad Music Is Good.
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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Bisexuals get the worst of both worlds.
of 70 votes, 24% like it
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Good things come to those who pay.
of 76 votes, 21% like it
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Voters : This time, don't put all your eggs in one basket case.
of 74 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just thinking it.
of 75 votes, 35% like it
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Stop Global Warming & Road Accidents : Drive a Bumper Car.
of 74 votes, 20% like it
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You should have seen me yesterday. I had a huge beard.
of 74 votes, 23% like it
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I have a photographic memory and you just ruined my life.
of 73 votes, 29% like it
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Keep the noise down. People in Australia are trying to sleep.
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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Don't hurt me. My DNA will be worth millions one day.
of 70 votes, 13% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry like a baby.
of 70 votes, 24% like it
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Work 8 hours, eat 3 meals, sleep 8 hours, repeat. Life rocks!
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give him a whale...
of 66 votes, 29% like it
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I bought this shirt in another dimension for 3 grasshoppers.
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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The best things in life are free. Just ask a homeless person.
of 65 votes, 18% like it
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Every penny counts when you're swinging a sack full of them.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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Blood is thicker than water. Keep in mind when mixing drinks.
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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Nothing is certain but death, taxes & quantum physics.
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Just how I like it.
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. It was a good day.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Great minds think alike. (Also applies to Stupid minds)
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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Good things come in small packages. Or so I keep telling myself.
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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Never say never. Oh crap, I just said it twice.
of 68 votes, 34% like it
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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but man does it roll.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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If I'm talking about the weather, it's because you're boring.
of 65 votes, 32% like it
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The best cure for a short temper is a long walk. To a gun shop.
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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Don't count your genetically modified chickens before they bark.
of 66 votes, 38% like it
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A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. Except novelty
of 65 votes, 17% like it
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When I'm cold I just put on more of these.
of 65 votes, 37% like it
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Eskimo Brains : Zombie Ice Cream
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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Zombies prefer an open mind.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
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This phrase would look amazing in Japanese.
of 66 votes, 36% like it
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Up, Down, Left, Right : Jesus' Cheat Code
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Assassins : Lawyers without the paperwork.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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I can out-think you in ways you can't even imagine.
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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I'm so lazy I don't even finish my
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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Villains don't always wear black.
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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Mike - Stop printing my memos on T-shirts. - Joe
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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I wish you'd seen me yesterday. I looked hot!
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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No, I don't have any spare change. That sound is my keys.
of 63 votes, 30% like it
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Me : Not just a character in your life.
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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Profanity dispenser - Insert beer
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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They don't make time machines like they used to.
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Seeking new friends. Must have own jokes.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Do I walk funny? Be honest.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Will work for food. (Like everyone else.)
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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One Size Fits Me
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Are kids getting dumber or am I getting older?
of 62 votes, 32% like it
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This is my favourite colour.
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Any second I could rip this shirt open to reveal my true identity
of 65 votes, 40% like it
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6 Billion People In The World And You Had To Look At Me
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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I left the muscles in my other shirt.
of 78 votes, 32% like it
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You look different. Have you won weight?
of 73 votes, 16% like it
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I Prefer Old York.
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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