A triangle of applause for Pythagorus!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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ALL HAIL SLEET!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Artistic talent is really the luck of the draw.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Bacon. That's how I roll.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Border control always puts me on edge.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Boss battles aren't as fun in real life.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Branding is a waste of time, and apples.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Can you answer a rhetorical question for me?
of 142 votes, 53% like it
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Chameleons can hide, but they can't run.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Coporate branding is a waste of time, money and apples.
of 13 votes, 54% like it
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Corporate branding is a waste of time, money and apples.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Does anyone actually sell hotcakes?
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Does my ego look big in this?
of 137 votes, 50% like it
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Don't knock it until you've tried it...except for closed doors.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Don't make me use mind control on you!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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DON'T SWEAT IT*
*unless overheating
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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Don't try a closed door until you've knocked it.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Drawing a blank: bad in a quiz; fatal in a gunfight.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Electric dreams can be shocking
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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exp ienc g int rf r nce
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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Eye bee leave inn core wrecked pro nun sea a shone
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Find me a haystack in a needle and I'll be REALLY impressed
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Flightless birds are more grounded.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Forget the work; just play hard, it's easier.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Forgive me, but I need to get this off my chest...
of 28 votes, 50% like it
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FREE HUGS*
*subject to approval
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Free will does not exist...prove me wrong.
of 58 votes, 64% like it
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Free will is an illusion. Think about it.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Freerunning injuries can be surprisingly expensive.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Hard play is just so much easier than hard work.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Have you ever considered the power of suggestion?
of 42 votes, 38% like it
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Hey, I'm only Hmuan.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Hidden depths can be hard to fathom
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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How come nobody wants to be new-school anymore?
of 132 votes, 54% like it
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I checked my wordplay book, but in the end I elected to pun.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I dabble in time travel every now and then
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I don't just talk the talk, I run the run, too.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I don't like Big buts - they usually mean big trouble
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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I don't like BIG BUTS, they usually mean big trouble.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I fought for my right to party. Now I want some peace and quiet.
of 50 votes, 58% like it
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I get by with a little help from my shoulder.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I hate flashy photographers
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I hate flashy photography
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I have 5-star general knowledge
of 41 votes, 61% like it
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I heart my mom, I mean Freud!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I hit the headlines once...they hit back harder
of 49 votes, 57% like it
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I keep my cloak and dagger under lock and key.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I like my frown just the way it is.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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I like to let my shirts do the talking.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I only break the laws I know about.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I prefer to keep my cloak and dagger out of sight
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I see myself as:
a) Minion
b) Henchman
c) Overlord
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I stopped believing.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I WILL take 'No' for an answer
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'd be more heroic, but my shining armor is at the polishers.
of 71 votes, 63% like it
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I'd be more hip if I was less well-rounded.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'll give you a piece of my mind, but it's going to cost you.
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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I'll give you a piece of my mind...as soon as I figure out how.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I'm down with elevators.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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I'm forging a new life as a conman
of 46 votes, 63% like it
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I'm making a concerted effort to appreciate the orchestra.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I'm not a control freak, I just like joysticks.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I'm not a Tourist, I'm on a quest!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I'm not really into pop culture; I just like cool stuff.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I'm running for the hills, please sponsor me.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I'm still learning how to walk the walk
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I'm with my imaginary friend ->
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I've been in the character building business all my life
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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iCon?
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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If I had a trust fund, I'd probably be the sharing type.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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If I were you, I'd try to be a little more like me.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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If only I could recycle time instead of wasting it.
of 87 votes, 75% like it
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If you can find them, The B-Team are much better value for money.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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If you can read this I haven't done my laundry
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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If you can't beat the dots, join them.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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If you play with words you're going to get learned.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
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If you play with words, you get learned.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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In a ball - that's how I roll.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Is life but a dream, or a dream within a dream?
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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It's a common misconception that wild geese eat red herrings.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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It's behind me, isn't it.
of 165 votes, 62% like it
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It's hip to be square, but I'm too well-rounded.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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It's hip to be square, not a well-rounded individual.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Join 'The Dots' today for a clearer picture of life.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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JOIN THE DOTS (they're better than the dashes)
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Knots are bound to come undone sooner or later
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Let's face it. It's over there.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Life is faster in italics.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Look me in the eye and think that.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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mix tapes not drinks
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Mountains are often inclined to be difficult.
of 41 votes, 59% like it
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My imaginary friend never doubts me.
of 81 votes, 73% like it
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My love of FREE time COST me my career
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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My lust for life has led to legal complications
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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My opinion could beat up your opinion
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My opinion is better than yours
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My other ride is a rollercoaster
of 70 votes, 26% like it
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My pillow says I coulda been a contender.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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No strings attached.*
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Obsolete human in the making.
of 75 votes, 16% like it
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Offshore rescues call for a bit of flare
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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OK, I admit. I can't walk the walk.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Opinions are overrated.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Origami masters make dull poker players
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Pirates - in it for the booty
of 157 votes, 55% like it
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Platform games work on so many levels
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Please DO NOT follow me to continue reading this.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Point of view > perspective
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Promises are often make and break
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Pythagorus taught me to approach problems from the right angle
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Record fracturer.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Restraining orders forced me to stop following my dreams.
of 72 votes, 28% like it
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Sadly my physical peak was more of a hillock
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Secret agents double-cross their 't's and micro-dot their 'i's.
of 66 votes, 50% like it
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Shelley was a Bysshe!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Similies are like...you know.
of 4 votes, 50% like it
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Simon SAYS a lot of things, but where's the action?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Simon says a lot of things.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Simon says I'm cool.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Sorry, I'm looking for one of the OTHER fish in the sea.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Spellcheckers are four losers.
of 49 votes, 63% like it
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Spies double-cross their 't's and microdot their 'i's.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Strong winds really blow me away
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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That's right, keep reading...
of 74 votes, 23% like it
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THE HUMAN RACE
Competitor #
5,981,763,001
of 40 votes, 43% like it
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The price of fame was a little high, but memorable was 1/3 off.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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The shape of things to come always comes from a square.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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The wind changed.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a perfectionist.
of 63 votes, 57% like it
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There really is no point to the circle of life.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a perfectionist.
of 73 votes, 63% like it
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They may not see much in mirrors, but those vampires dress sharp!
of 29 votes, 72% like it
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To be fair, I have been known to cheat.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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To be honest, I prefer plain t-shirts.
of 65 votes, 52% like it
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Trying to be 'down with the kids' has ruined my knees
of 30 votes, 47% like it
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tu + tu = tutu!
of 46 votes, 41% like it
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Turns out my physical peak was really more of a hillock
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Two-headed monsters are better than one.
of 66 votes, 67% like it
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What happens if Plan Z fails?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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When in doubt, I err on the side of um
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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When it comes to invisible ink, it pays to buy the good stuff.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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When it comes to killing time, I consider myself a ninja
of 76 votes, 64% like it
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When push comes to shove, somebody's going down.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Word to your motherboard
of 54 votes, 69% like it
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Yessir, I caught me a compliment once.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You can always count on your fingers
of 84 votes, 75% like it
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You can take a walk on the wild side, but you have to go barefoot
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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You can't 'make believe' without 'a lie'.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You can't spell consciousness without con
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You have to crawl the crawl before you can walk the walk
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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You know you're getting soft when you start having hard feelings.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You scratch my car, I'll dent yours.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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You wouldn't believe it, but I'm a compulsive liar.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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