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Wharbone
aka Mike is a 33.43 year old boy, has been a member since February 11, 2007, has scored 3,035 submissions, giving an average score of 1.97, helping 38 designs get printed.
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Thanks for the beer money Dad!
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Finish your beer. There are sober kids in Ethiopia!
of 68 votes, 29% like it
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You may mail my uneaten food to Ethiopia.
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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Find a penny, pick it up... unless you're naked.
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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"No" doesn't always mean "Yes"
of 67 votes, 24% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, try something else.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, QUIT.
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Google is my spell checker.
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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Coke > Pepsi
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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I'm speeding because I really have to poop.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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You're different and that's bad.
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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If all else fails, kill yourself.
of 66 votes, 17% like it
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Out of everyone I have ever met, you are definitely one of them.
of 68 votes, 32% like it
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Wii-tard
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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Nerdy protagonists always end up being prom queen/king.
of 66 votes, 30% like it
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Allow me to explain your exotic and overly-elaborate death.
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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Pay no attention to the person behind this shirt.
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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Xenu is watching you Tom Cruise.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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I'm rubber, you're glue...
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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Fight fire with WATER, not fire!
of 62 votes, 34% like it
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A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move bodies.
of 66 votes, 29% like it
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There, Their, They're - Get it right!
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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I still love nature, despite what it did to me.
of 63 votes, 40% like it
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I'm lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Cancel my subscription... I don't need your issues!
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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Stop! Collaborate and LISTEN.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
60% of the time, I'm right EVERY time.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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After all is said and done, more will have been said than done.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Asphincter says what.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Soda > Pop
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Urology department. Can you please hold?
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/457004/Wharbone
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All about me
I'm a professional trombonist.
I have both a B.M. and M.M. in trombone performance.
I'm married to my wife Catherine.
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