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VampireJay
aka Jay is a 22.07 year old girl, has been a member since February 12, 2007, has scored 1,201 submissions, giving an average score of 2.44, helping 20 designs get printed.
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God hates me 'cus I have a bigger disco stick than him.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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An apple a day keeps the cancer away.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I think I'm missing an electron, let me atom!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Falling in love can be very painful, if nobody catches you.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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You have a way with words, but not so much with sentences.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Reading is fundamental, but not so environmental.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Whatever makes you tick must be broken, I hear nothing.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I couldn't do the homework, I had Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This ice-cream mountain makes quite a slippery slope.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Losing someone is not as bad as losing yourself.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in their eyes
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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My reverse psychology tells you to not read this shirt.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Suicide is not the answer, but the answer is simple.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Oh my dear dead God, that's blasphemy!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Alfred Earner, I owe you a new vowel
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Shouldn't we know better than to build robots? Hello, Apocalypse
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If you can't do the time... find a new job
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Statistically stating, about 5% of all people can read this shirt
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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It's a matter of time, money, and a stable economy
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Between the chicken and the egg, I bet it was always the rooster
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The city that never sleeps needs a lot more coffee.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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You say automotopia, I say grrr arghh KAPOW!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Back off! I have loads of pesticide.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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You're just about as lean as my cuisine.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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You know, the Vikings never actually wore those pointy hats.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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You should generally be specific.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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You need to read the book to understand my reference!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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It was never the best of times, it was always the worst of times.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Your flamboyancy brightens up my day!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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You don't know what you've got until you leave it behind.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Yesterday, my brain flooded with ideas. Today, it had a drought.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Don't push my buttons or a missile will be sent to your house.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Forgive thy enemies, but never forget their names.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Disappointment: something you'll feel after reading this shirt.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Your brain processes thoughts faster than you can think of one.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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The grass is always greener... where you actually water it.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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No matter what, Karma will always be in your shadow.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Only cockaroaches and Twinkies will survive the Apocalypse.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Nothing good can come out of head-butting a Unicorn.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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Don't speak, my brain ran out of hard drive space for thoughts.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Befriend your enemies when your friends don't want you anymore.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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A clever human commits no minor blunders.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The truth is out there... we just need a good lie detecter.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Synesthesia... wow, what a pretty and colorful word it is!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm terrible at charades, try sign language.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Dysfunctional families: the leading family of tomorrow.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Blame Stephen King's "It" for your fear of clowns.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Your words are like poetry, they tend to confuse me.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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With great power comes great... narcissism, greed, and curruption
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Look! I'm a magician! Just watch me dissapear...
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This has all happened before and it'll happen again and again...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I climbed to the top of a mountain but there's no reception there
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I spilled something on this shirt, I dare you to find it.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I meet most of my "normal" friends over the internet.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I age faster than I even think of trying to comprehend your words
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Don't rush me. Creativity wasn't created in one sitting.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Horoscopes are just there to confuse you.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The deadliest star is a black hole.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I survived a mosh pit!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Cups are like containers, as politics is like cannibalism.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Why yes, I do speak techno-babble.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I absorb everything I learn, like a sponge.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I saw you from my roof, Fiddler on the roof.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Always attempt to alliterate all your abracadabra.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If you can't choose between a spoon and fork, choose a spork.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Don't touch me, this shirt is flammable.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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You're most alive the minute before you die, really.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I tried to leave a paper trail, but all the papers flew away!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My zombie is a vegetarian, no more brains for them.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Virginity is a myth. We just can't help but touch everything.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If you fail at life, can I give you living lessons?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Coloring outside the lines should be illegal.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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My solution is: solute + solvent
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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There's too many words to describe you, and they're on this shirt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Theoretically speaking, your clothes confuse me.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I can play people like I play my guitar: smooth and sexy.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Excuse me. My sexual orientation is having a crisis.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You can't sweat like a pig... pigs can't sweat.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is the result of all the worlds' pessimism.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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You know, the French don't pardon your profanity.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Meet you on the other side... of my fist.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Nightmares are my worst nightmare.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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If you kiss my boo boo, it'll just get infected.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My grandma bit the dust today, now she's on the highway to hell
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Sorry, can't talk. I'm in a meeting.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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The "thumpa thumpa" in your head is just loud music.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I wish a tornado would take me away to L.A
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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In case of emergency, don't panic, just DANCE!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Once you read this shirt, it's PERMANENT.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I have thirst for knowledge and hunger for pizza.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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My alter ego thinks you're a creep.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I h8 it wen ppl typ liek dis
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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If I wasn't full of myself, I'd be empty.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm the best cereal killer in the world!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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What happens when Marry Poppins' umbrella breaks?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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American remakes: ruining the originals since the dawn of movies
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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EVERY city is Sin City.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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While doing the time warp, I pelvic-thrusted into last year.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Santa is just "Satan", except jumbled up.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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The end justifies the means of this shirt
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If you think ants in your pants are bad, try RED ants.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Parents: there for you when you need... therapy
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Go green! It's what Kermit the frog did and look how famous he is
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Why use past tense if it already happened?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I tried to read between the lines, but I couldn't find anything.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Let's all drop out of high school, even Einstein approves!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If you read my shirt, my shirt will read you
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The little things make the big things jealous.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Double negatives don't make my brain not malfunction.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I can't break dance, but I always seem to break out in hives.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't steal my thunder, I'll steal your lightning.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm stuck on repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Heck, I even trip UP the stairs.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Don't take me seriously. Take me literally.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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I have Facebook-phobia. It just has too many faces.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Leaves are the trees' babies
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Who thought of "Google" anyway? It sounds filthy
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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School is only for stupid people who can't read this shirt
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Break a leg! No, really... break a leg
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Evolve" contains "love" in it, just all scra
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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"Evolve" contains "love" in it, just all scra
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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All my two daddies left me is this shirt.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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An eye for an eye... and I'll supply the scalpels
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Can't touch this! It's on fiiire!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Crack is whack, coke is dope, and she's my heroin.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Do not feed the birds please, they get very clingy.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Does love at first sight still work if you can't see?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Don't sleep in a bed of roses, the thorns won't be very forgiving
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Don't steal my thunder, I'll steal your lightening.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Double negatives make don't my brain not malfunction.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Forget the denominator, I wanna rationalize my pizza!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I forget things when, wait... what's my name again?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I get paid for doing truly nothing, you should try it sometime
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I heard a rumor about you and heard one about me... let's swap!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I misunderstand your use of dialect, cretan.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I rear-ended your sister yesterday and rimmed your car.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I remember fragments of my muscle distrophy and dead dog I buried
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'd rather ride a mechanical horse than a real one.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm so articulate, I speak L-I-K-E T-H-I-S
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm terrible at sharades, try sign language.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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If I'm living lie, at least I know it's a fantasy.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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If you can do the time... find a new job.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Infinity on high is just infinity squared.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Insert a coin into this slot and watch what happens.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Love thy neighbors and mock thy foes.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Most skyscrapers were probably based off of LEGO's anyway
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My zombie is a vegetarian, no more red meat for them.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Once bitten, please call the paramedics for immediate thawing.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Only a dead man can tell no lies.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Pasta tastes like glue, but glue tastes like... glue
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Pistol and whipping go together like brother and sister
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Plants are secretly God's messengers, trust me on this.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Respect: force it on people, otherwise they'll never listen
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Sorry, kids. Toylets... I mean Toilets, are not play-things.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The Alien invaders just wanna join the melting pot of the USA
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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The best parts of you are better left unseen.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Tonight... we dine... in HELL!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Too much information? Nonsense, you have enough room for seconds
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Try moon rocks, mmm, they're out of this world!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Try phishing, it's less messy and tends to not give off odor.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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When you want a rain check, the weather has nothing to do with it
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Will read this shirt in every language for spare change.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Will read this shirt in every language for spare change.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Wrong! It's: gun's don't kill people, people do.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Zombies, terminators, aliens... where are the cockroaches?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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