Be about it or Be without it
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Omnis vestra pugnaculum occupo est.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I hate vampires that sparkle
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I call out "horny" to work
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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My carbon footprint was reduced by "unfriending" you on
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I missed you sooooo much. (Next time I'll use bigger rocks)
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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all I remember from college is tuition
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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comedy of errors
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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MySpace is for kids. Facebook said so
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Your presence prevents me from making money
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Be nice to Nerds. They will be your bosses in 20 years
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Those are not Vampires. They are Zombies with body glitter
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Everyone likes Asian Chicks
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Just because you put syrup on it doesn't make it pancakes
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Sexy has no weight limit!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Michael Jackson saved the economy
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Feel my sexy!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I pay tuition, not attention.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I can be creepy at times...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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same shirt, different pants
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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who told rappers they could sing?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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my witty remarks violate copyright laws in 7 countries
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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what is the point of an emo vampire?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Zombies know vegans are grain-fed!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Vegans. When we run out of meat, you are next!
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Major Obvious
(I got promoted)
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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i can't find the secret cow level
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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only new vampires sparkle
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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with new vampire smell
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My dignity is not for sale! (but I take $0 down on the lease)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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lame pick up lines are still lame on shirts
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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in my day, high schools didn't have musicals
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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i create new phobias
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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i tried to be kind to strangers but they got stranger still
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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my sympathy has been outsourced
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Knowing was half the battle. The other half was bullets and crap!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Sheep, shepherd or wolf. your choice.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i was a manatee joke
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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trampstamp-free zone
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I Rickroll terrorists
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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i spellcheck t-shirts
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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7,129th in line for the throne
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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please don't draw on my face
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I was wearing a tux before i passed out. honest!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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i take my leave of you
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Fish are friends....tasty, tasty friends
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Sea salt is just fish pee
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I dimed out Al Capone
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Don't just stand there! spend something!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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you guys are tards
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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you are here X
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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they pay me to play games you can't even buy yet
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I beta expert
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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when did my bands become trendy?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Celebrity adoption reject
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Chuck Norris victim
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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internet sniper
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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7 nation army deserter
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Thunder. Thunder..
Thunderca....who pooped on my rug?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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CSI: Disco
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Slave to the beat
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Dude, you are harshing my mellow!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Social stimulus
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Brad Pitt is my daddy
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I will be
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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7 nation army member
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Sparkling vampires suck
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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No one dies on their feet, silly...
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Reincarnation.
Proof that no one agrees on everything.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I like to go swimmin' with bow-legged women...
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I skipped my prom
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I used to believe you humanity until you just opened your mouth
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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There is no spoon but i think i saw a fork over there
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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everytime I beatthe game, they add more levels
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Everything I need in life I learned on Sesame Street
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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common sense is not common anymore
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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I kill shiny, sparkling vampires.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Move on. There's nothing to see here.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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The last funny shirt ever
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I have nicer looking shirts
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Can't you see I'm doing something?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I am so over stupid shirt slogans!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I don't fight fair
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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audience member
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Jelly goes in sandwiches. Not shoes.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Fish are not sea-kittens!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Go ahead, make my lunch.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Brown Chicken.
Brown Cow.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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If I'm smiling it's because you look funny.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Um, that's not hair gel.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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My stimulus package grows when you remove your clothes.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, maybe you shouldn't skydive.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I spent my economic stimulus on this shirt
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Wasted, basted and sometimes tasted.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Are you an American or an Ameri-can't?
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Zombies are low maintenance
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Vampires are not supposed to sparkle!
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Tree huggers get bark stains
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I've never seen a Tofu cow in my life!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Proactively submissive!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'll be Irish if you're giving out free kisses!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I've seen all I need to see here. Goodbye.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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OK. I give. You win.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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If you take offense does that make you offensive?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Do Orcs and Trolls play Sims?
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Horde Wins!
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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kek
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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One-hit Crit! You're dead!
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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What?!? Do they speak English in What?!?
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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porn ruined my life
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Why do people who drive pickups persist in buying PDA's?
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Three guys walk into a bar. The forth guy ducked!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I remember when Moses was in short pants
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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...now go make me a sandwich!
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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...I'm trying hard to be the shepard!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I can't discuss it
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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99.99% Pure! (Ignore that .01%)
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Involuntarily Orgasmic
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Organic Human
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Ummm...butter!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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My supersuit is at the cleaners
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Speshall
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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I have better ideas in my head. Trust me.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Clowns...are...EVIL!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I just missed being on the USA Beer Pong team.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I have no fear of Chuck Norris.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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manic subversive
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Forgot to take my meds today.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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If you are so clever, come up with a better slogan!
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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I'm not old. I'm well-seasoned.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Hectic Eclectic
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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What doesn't kill us makes us bitter!
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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No one likes my t-shirt slogans.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I don't like you at all!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Roll, Stop and Get Up!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Pink was never the new Black!
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Green is the new Black!
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I hate you!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Beer Pong Mafia
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I was born in the year of the Brat!
of 65 votes, 3% like it
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fugedaboudit!
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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Beer pong MVP
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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Don't give in to Beer pressure!
of 65 votes, 8% like it
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Don't Tase me, Bro.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I bring muscle to this tussle!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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My themesong can beat up your soundtrack.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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My meds prevent my world domination.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Internet fame eludes me.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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40 y.o. women think I'm hot!
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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23% of people like my t-shirt slogan.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I don't care if Scott Baio is single.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Skateboarding dogs scare me.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I trip old ladies.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Internet homeless: no web address
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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That's luke-warm.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Chuck Norris owes me $10.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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My F-bombs smell.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Burritos. A different kind of Bio-Diesel!
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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My socks don't match but my toes are warm.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Don'tcha wish your t-shirt was hot like mine?
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Modern day pirate. Yeeaargh!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Communism invented vodka. Monks invented beer. You decide.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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I write the songs that make Nuns cry.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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What would Tony Soprano do?
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Eye radiation makes my shirt shrink.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Hug me! My chest is cold!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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I don't care if you like my shirt! It keeps my taa-taas warm.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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My shirt can whip your shirt!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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420 compliant
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Let me read the back of Your shirt (so I can steal your wallet).
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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While you were reading this I was stealing your SOUL!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Stand back or the kitten gets it!
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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That's almost hot...but not quite.
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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T-shirt slogans rock.
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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My real name would reign chaos across the land! Call me Chuck.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Most dudes have a 6 pack. I have a keg!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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How much does a polarbear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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keep rollin', rollin', rollin'....wait.....don't
of 61 votes, 2% like it
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bass ackwards!
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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Baw chicka Whaw whaaaawww!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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It's good to be the King.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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bark.
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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Engage!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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i believe in BIGFOOT! (he owes me $10)
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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I love puppies! I tolerate kittens.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Autobots fear me!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Bob sent me.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Hidden leaf village ninja.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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There is a funnier joke on my other shirt.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Disco makes my nose itch!
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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I love Disco!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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My ninja suit had a hole in it.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Hot buttered toast!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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My mother thinks I'm studying.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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music is my life. except maybe Polka. Polka may be pushing it.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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house nation.
of 61 votes, 3% like it
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Your Mother likes me! (your Dad hates my guts!)
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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g3t l1ft3d
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Go make me a sandwich!
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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You RAWK!
of 61 votes, 5% like it
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Demons fear me!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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You had me at my 1st beer!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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I'm too MEAN to have a Sugardaddy!
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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