Why oh why do the shirts I want so badly sell out JUST in my one size and every other size has full stock? The curse of an average sized guy abounds.

I definitely want to buy this shirt, but it's expensive to ship single shirts across border, so does anyone want to trade the points from this shirt for the points from one of your upcoming purchases? Send me a link to Slinky + Escalator and let me know what shirt you want me to send a link too as well.

I've got a totally unworn, unwashed shirt here; I got it and realized its not my style but I'm not really feeling like paying for cross border shipping and going through the whole refund process, so I'd rather sell it on to some other deserving soul.
I'm not really looking for profit here, I just want to make back how much I paid in shipping and fees, which would come to CAD $18.

Let me know if anyone's interested.

There totally needed to be an arm giving the thumbs up dangling from the Shark's mouth. The only thing more awesome than a covert happy days reference is an overt one.