"Inverted Commas Make This Seem Important"
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
3D Glasses Don't Work On A Cyclops.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
|
3D-Movies Discriminate Against Pirates and Cyclopes.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
|
|
A Fork Saved My Knife.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
|
A Monkey Ate My Banana.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
A Yodel A Day Keeps The Yeti Away.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
|
|
Are You Sassing Me?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
Bad Names Give Bad Names A Bad Name.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
|
Bad Names Give Names A Bad Name.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Bad Names Give Onomatology A Bad Name.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
Beware. I Break Chain Mails.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
|
Big Entrances. They're In!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
|
|
BIG ENTRANCES: They're In!
of 11 votes, 36% like it
|
Blind People Would Hate This Shirt.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
|
Blind People Would Love This Shirt.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
|
|
But I Thought Spice Was The Spice Of Life.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
Change Into The Shirt You Want To See In The World.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
Climate Change: It's Here To Stay.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
|
|
Clothes Don't Dress People. People Dress People.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
|
Cyclopes Have No Depth.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
Dirt. Dig it.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Do Werewolves Go Through Menopause?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
Don't fear the Reaper. Fear rabid dogs and off milk.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
Eee Equals Em Sea Squared.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Elephants Are Just Naked Mammoths.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
|
Emphasis Made A Team What It Was.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
Gorgons Do It In The Dark.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
|
|
Hippocracy: when semi-aquatic mammals rule the Earth.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
|
Humans & Poultry Can Live In Peace.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
I am a Sign from Godfrey the Semiologist.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I am the King of Understatement.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
I Be Jive Talkin'.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
I Don't Fear The Reaper. I Fear Bees.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
|
I Don't Fear The Reaper. I Fear The Bees.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
|
I Feel Naked Without My Jumper On.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
|
I Feel Naked Without My Sweater On.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
|
I Found Myself In The AV Club.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
I Got Lost In A Cardboard Box.
of 43 votes, 37% like it
|
I Had To Poop A Lot To Look This Good.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
|
I Have Come Back In Time To Destroy The Internet.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
|
I Have Traveled Back In Time To Destroy The Internet.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
I Just Won The Nigerian Lottery, Again.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
|
|
I Like Your Old Black Better Than Your New Black.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
I Named My Cat 'Chairman Meow'.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
|
I Panda To The Masses.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
|
|
I Prefer The Outernet.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
|
I Pull Faces At Blind People.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
I resent that Pirates and Ninjas are mutually exclusive
of 46 votes, 35% like it
|
|
I Sold My Soul To A Nerdy Black Guy.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
|
I Still Get Lost Inside Cardboard Boxes.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
|
I thought Spice was the Spice Of Life.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
|
I Was Chased Here By Wolves.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
|
I'd Sell My Soul For A Third Kidney.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
I'd Sell My Soul To Bring James Brown Back.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
|
|
I'd Trade A Kidney For A Soul Any Day.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
|
I'm An Optimist Waiting To Be Proven Right
of 26 votes, 31% like it
|
If at first you don't succeed, try a killing spree.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
|
|
If I Save The Fail Whale, Which Have I Done?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
If My Next Life I Want To Be A Zombie
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
If You Read This Thrice, The World Will End.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
|
|
If You Weren't Blind, You'd Find This Shirt Hilarious.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
Insert Brandname Here.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
|
Ironically, this shirt is still creased.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
|
|
It Is Impossible To Unread This Shirt.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
|
Ixnay On The Igpay Atinlay
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
Learn From My Mixtapes.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
|
|
Let's Hear It For Deaf Achievers!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
Let's Hear It For Guide Dogs!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
|
Let's pretend we didn't just see each other.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
|
|
Life Is Absurd. Act Accordingly.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
|
Ligers, Tigons and Unicorns, Oh My!
of 17 votes, 35% like it
|
Luckily, The Bus Missed Me.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
|
|
Marsupials Are Hiding Something.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
May Soft Language Be Darned To Heck.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
|
Meteors Don't Kill Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs Kill Dinosaurs.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
|
My GPS Knows The Way To San José.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
|
My GPS Won't Take Me To Funky Town.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
|
My Shadow Is A Shady Character.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
|
|
My soul resonates with the subaudible vibrations of elephants
of 20 votes, 15% like it
|
Name-Calling Gives Children A Bad Name.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
|
Never Underestimate The Potential Of Underachievers.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Never Underestimate The Power Of Underachievers.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
Noah Got Bored On The Ark And Killed All The Dinosaurs.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
|
Non-Conformism: All The Cool Kids Are Doing It.
of 42 votes, 48% like it
|
|
Old People Give Dementia A Bad Name.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
Old-Wave: It's The New New-Wave.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
Omniscient Grandmaster Of The Humble Club.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
|
|
On my cue, we're all going to morph into animals of our choosing.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
|
One day soon, sharks will grow legs and stalk us on land.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
|
Ostracism: It's In!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Outsourcing: It's The In Thing.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
Peas In The Middle-East.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
Platypuses. They Make You Think.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
|
Please, Tell Me About Your Miserable Life.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
|
Pluralization: Our Favorite Cure For Loneliness.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
|
Pluralization: Our Favourite Cure For Loneliness.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
|
|
PLURALS ARE AWESOMES!
of 16 votes, 31% like it
|
President Of The Anarchism Club.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
|
President Of The Apostrophists' Club.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
|
|
President Of The Communism Club.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
Pretend We're Speaking French
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
Question Mark. If he doesn't cooperate, try torture.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
|
|
Secretary Of The Vicarious Club.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
Shadows. They're Shady.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
|
Shakespeare Lied To Me.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
|
|
Sliced Bread. It's The Best Thing Since Bread.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
|
Spice. It's The Spice Of Life.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
Sticks and Stones Won't Break My Bones -- Because I'm Imaginary.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Supreme Arch-Chancellor Of The Modesty Club.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
|
Surrender To My Siren Song.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
|
Take A Punt At Wordplay.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
|
|
Technicolor Is The New Black & White.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
Tested On Animals.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
|
The Easter Bunny Keeps Sending Me Inappropriate Messages.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
|
|
The Grim Reaper Keeps Leaving Me Dirty Messages.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
|
The Internet: All The Cool Kids Are Doing It.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
|
The Plural & The Platypus. Debate.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
|
|
The Plural & The Platypus. The Rhyme & The Orange. You &a
of 2 votes, 50% like it
|
This Will Be The Last Year I Believe In Santa.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
|
Thou Shalt Be Darned To Heck.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
|
|
To Tee Or Not To Tee. This Is The Answer.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
Vampires & Werewolves: When Will The Bloodshed End?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
Vampires & Werewolves: When Will The Bloodshed End?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
|
|
Vampires Ain't Got No Soul, Man.
of 7 votes, 43% like it
|
Vikings disco to Abba
of 32 votes, 34% like it
|
Waiting For A Semiologist
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Waiting For Patience
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
Warning: Wordplays May Be Closer Than They Appear
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
You're Never Too Old To Poop Yourself.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
|
You. Me. Lambada.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
|
You. Me. Pistols At Dawn.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
|
Your Shortcomings Were A Long Time Coming.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
|
|
Zombies Ain't Got No Soul, Man.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
|
[At Bottom Of Shirt] <--- Kidney For Sale.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
|
[Baby Shirt] My Parents Think It's Funny I Can't Read This.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
|
[Kids Shirt] Caution: Highly Explosive.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
|
[Kids Shirt] Kindergarten Is My Guantanamo.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
[Kids' Shirt] Child Of The Bush Administration.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
|
|
[Kids' Shirt] Hey Mister, Want Some Candy?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
[Kids' Shirt] I'M 'UNNA BITE CHA!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
|
[Tiny Writing] Oh Look, You've Gone Cross-Eyed.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
|
