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xyzzyme aka s navitsky is 36.05 years old, has been a member since July 7, 2007, has scored 1,533 submissions, giving an average score of 2.24, helping 25 designs get printed.
Please turn me back into the frog
of 44 votes, 16% like it
still living punk
of 44 votes, 11% like it
this is actually a very realistic upper body tatoo
of 45 votes, 18% like it
coffee: enema of the gods
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Just say NO2 drugs!
of 48 votes, 21% like it
I designed the scissors Lorana Bobbitt used.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
it's alright that you love me just for my t-shirt
of 41 votes, 12% like it
I show my individuality by wearing slogans on my clothing!
of 48 votes, 23% like it
it doesn't do anything, that's the beauty of it.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
PLEASE keep your attention here as I pick my nose
of 47 votes, 11% like it
infidelity is perfectly understandable in the 1st and 3rd person
of 47 votes, 13% like it
worst part is--I'm already sucking in my gut
of 48 votes, 21% like it
Can you hold that thought... until I leave the room?
of 48 votes, 17% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Ho ho ho!" cuz a ménage à trois isn't e
of 2 votes, 0% like it
celibacy sucks only in a figurative way
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Certified Carbon Emitter... oops and methane too it seems
of 47 votes, 9% like it
Did they colorize Bettybop or is that just the LSD?
of 47 votes, 9% like it
More. For me! Now!
of 47 votes, 9% like it

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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.