**** CENSORSHIP!!!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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80081355
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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A Reference Book w/o a Coffee Stain isn't a Reference Book At All
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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A/S/L? 69/Hmm/OK
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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A/S/L? Okay.. I'll settle for just the sex.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Chuck Norris Invented the Clever Slogan Shirt.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Chuck Norris Took the 'Virgin' Out of 'Virgin Mary'
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Covering the Top Half of What My Mama Gave Me
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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deltree U:\
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Do I Get Severance for Being Indie?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Don't You Think We Should Use the Cone of Silence?
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Drunken Noodles aren't as much fun as they sound.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Emo cuz I'm depressed, depressed cuz I'm emo. Vicious circle.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Emo: Who said it couldn't get worse than Dungeons & Dragons..
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Emo=Punk kids too wrapped up in their problems to rebel.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Fair Warning: I eat Mexican food. A lot.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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God's day of rest is Jesus' day of saving and frugality.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Graphic Shirts:Picture Books::Slogan Shirts:Novels
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Heard about Saddam Hussein's new daytime drama? Soap on a Rope
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Heard about the new Pirate movie? It's rated PG-13 and it sucks.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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HEY! Wear me today!
of 41 votes, 2% like it
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Hmm... try searching Google for 'look it up your damn self'
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Hung Like the Wolf.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Hungarian Like the Wolf.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I can't remember jokes so I wear them.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I Dew it better jacked up on caffeine.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I Drink, Therefore I Stammm.....mer
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I Got Laid Off and All I Got Were These Crappy Business Cards
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I had sex with your mom.What? Were you expecting something witty?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I Hate Chuck Norris Shirts, Unless They Explain Distaste For Them
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I HATE T-SHIRTS WITH JUST TEXT, BUT I LOVE IRONY MORE
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I have a slogan on my shirt but don't call me a 'slogan shirt.'
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I Have Bulimia... I Just Don't Have a Gag Reflex.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I hid this uncomfortable piece of cotton up my ass for two years.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I Hope the Bathrooms Are Clean.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I KISS YOU !!!!!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I Overclocked This Shirt.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I plan to wear this shirt while having sex tonight.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I smell updog.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I tend TO emphasize THE wrong words
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I witnessed Saddam Hussein's execution. It was a head-turner.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'll make you in The Sims and build four walls around you.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'll stop wearing this shirt once I hear it on the radio.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'll stop wearing this shirt once I see it on MTV.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Hardly Working, but Working Hard to Look Busy
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I'm the Quizno's version of Jared.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the Taco Bell version of Jared.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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If it's on a t-shirt it must be true!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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If This Looks Blurry, Let Me Buy You Another Drink
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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If You Can Still Read This Then I Didn't Slip You a Roofie
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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INSERT WITTY ONE-LINER
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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iPod Killed the Radio Star
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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jajajajajajaja :-)
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Kids are starving in Africa and you're reading a shirt? F*** YOU
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Let He Who Is With Basic Instinct Cast Sharon Stone
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Let He Who Is With Basic Instinct Cast the First Stone
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Life Isn't Just Black and White (white text, black shirt)
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Look Away. No Really, Look Away. I Mean It. STOP LOOKING.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Looking Both Ways Crossing a One Way Street is Only Half as Safe.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Member of Generation F*** Old People
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Multi-tasking: Talking while wearing this shirt
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My Cock is So Annoying in the Morning. Cockadoodle Doo This!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My Cock Will Come and Wake You In the Morning
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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My Honor Student Has More Facebook Friends Than Your HonorStudent
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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My Honor Student Has More Frags Than Your Honor Student.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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My Life Resembles a Tim Burton Movie.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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NOT IN COLAGE
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Now that I have your attention.......I've got nothing. Nevermind.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Now that I have your attention...Go on about your business.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Ooh look, I'm foreign. I have subtitles.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Orange-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' to Drink Wit
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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PROFOUND STATEMENT
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Reading This Takes More Thought Than Watching a Michael Bay Movie
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Saddam Hussein sucked at surfing. He couldn't hang loose.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Saddam was nervous at his execution. He had a knot in his throat.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Shirts Are Born Metrosexuals.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Shirts speak louder than words.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Slogan Shirts: Making Blind People Paranoid Since 1948
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Smokey the Bear Pushed Our Tent Into a Camp Fire.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Smokey the Bear Taught Me the Safety Dance.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Tabula Rasa (on slate grey colored shirt)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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The Economy Will Improve When Bulls Fly.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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The Kid Who Made This Shirt Couldn't Read It
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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The new movie about Saddam Hussein leaves you hanging at the end.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Their R Worst Misstakes Then UR Grammer...Your Conception.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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There used to be something funny on here, but it wore off.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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This Is My 'Don't Care If I Get Shed On' Shirt.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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This is my try-to-get-laid-by-looking-witty err... party shirt.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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This Shirt Had Sex With Paris Hilton.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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This Shirt Intentionally Left Tabula Rasa.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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This Shirt is Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's Father.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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This Shirt is Funnier If You're High
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt shows just how witty I am.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt speaks to you. Can you feel it?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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This Shirt Was Hidden in Christopher Walken's Ass For Two Years.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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This Shirt Was Left Intentionally Tabula Rasa.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Trap Your Modest Mouse Say Yeah Yeah Yeahs!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Trust me, this shirt was going to be funny but I forgot my idea!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Two Things I'm Better Than You At: Humbleness, Irony
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Ugh... I couldn't find my Cosby sweater.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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We'll just have to agree to disagree that you're ever correct.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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What does a racist pot have to do with me being a hypocrite?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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What does an Australian say on a crappy day?... Bidet, mate.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Why are you looking at my left arm pit.....now?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Why didn't Helen Keller like shirts with slogans on them?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Why Do All PC People Use Macs?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Ye Olde Shroud of Wit
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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You Make Trogdor Look Human. Like... All Human.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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