Silence is Golden... But Duct Tape is Silver! "
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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to have class, you must cut class"
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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No, this shirt does not come in braille!
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To read this shirt!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If disco is dead, I belong in a morgue.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I'll give you a cookie if you give me a cookie
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Would you love me more if I didn't wear clothes?
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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CAPS LOCK: FOR PEOPLE TOO LAZY TO USE THE SHIFT KEY
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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These Words Have Been Working Hard! Let them rest on my nipples!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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There's No I in Team!... Unless it's in another language!
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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erm... Do you have a question?
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Recycle after Wearing
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Child Labor At Work
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Everyone is Beautiful until they see Christopher Walken
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Eat my Words! And my blubber as well
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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This Shirt Reminds Me of the Little Girl in my Closet...Hamster
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Who Would pay Three dollars for Sleep in a can?
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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The Cotton of this Shirt is padding for my Hardcore Abs
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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To save the Earth, recycle this shirt and buy another one
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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according to Sigmond Freud, my mom's a naughty girl
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt should be charged for sexual harrassment!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I like people who listen, but you get too distracted by my boobs
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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You like to read, do you?
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Vocabulary irks me.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Get the Funk away from me!
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Thank You for not smoking.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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Bush isn't the Devil! He isn't smart enough!
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I just died and went to heaven... the angels gave me a shirt!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not goth! Black was the only color option.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Get away from me you child-eating Conservatives!
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Snort Me! I'm White!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Are you staring at me just because I'm white?
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Right now you're wasting 15 seconds of your time! Stupid Human!
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Dsyxliec Poelpe Uitne!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I have too much thyme on my hands!
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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How do the telemarketers know my name??!?!?
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Oh My Goodship Lollipop!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I love Waldo, but I lost him on our Honeymoon!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Cocaine makes your hair blonder! - Lindsay Lohan
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Mommy! Bobby pushed me into the well! -Signed, Jimmy
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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I have love handles, but noone is handling them with love!
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Mummy, It's dark in here!
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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I can't see what my shirt says! I need a mirror Now!
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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This is where my heart should be.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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I found the end of a rainbow... But all I got was this shirt!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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