How about we go back to my place and double entendre?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Bad news comes in threes, but it's okay; so does comedy.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Secrets are things that you tell one person at a time
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If easy as pie is the same as a piece of cake, I'll take the pie.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Charlie Horse: loveable puppet or painful nuisance?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a blessing in disguise...of another blessing
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Excuse me! I'm down here!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Curiosity doesn't kill cats, microwaves do
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Killing two birds with one stone: both energy efficient and cruel
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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This shirt is as terrible as a simile that is also terrible
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Ending childish behavior is our duty...tee hee
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Insult tees are for jerks
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Sweater vests are just blankets that need a hug
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Everything is cooler with a mustache
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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There is no school like old school. It was torn down.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I'm suddenly filled with urge to tweet all my thoughts
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I'm with me ^
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Are semicolons commas with hats or periods wearing trowsers?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Cupcakes are just muffins in disguise
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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What's palindrome spelled backwards?
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Kicking it olde school
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I would take a chill pill if it wasn't a suppository.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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C'est le pied! Pardon my French
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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It is always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I don't care what you say, Pluto is still a planet in my book
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Money isn't everything. If it was we'd all be rich.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I don't have the time. Can I borrow yours?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Oh no, you're looking for me. I'm the anti-me.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Oh no you're looking for me, I'm the anti-me
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Don't open fire, I want to keep that fresh for a special day
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Bees: Nature's Kamikaze pilots
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Dust is nothing to sneeze at
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Rock and roll the boat
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Change is good, but bills are better
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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My right side is jealous of my left since it doesn't have a heart
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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86.7% of all statistics are made up
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Kindness may be more persuasive, but force is more forceful.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Something isn't right because everyone does it but it is more fun
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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A few germs never hurt anyone
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The tables have turned! Or at least tilted.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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It's a poor workmen who blames his tools either that or sabotage!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Egotistical people are boring, let's talk about me instead
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Vans: Not actually having candy inside Since 1960
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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What if people didn't make hypothetical questions?
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Put this bag on. It makes you look nice for a change.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I love you all...except for you...and you...and you...and you...
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Lousy Tee-shirts: All you've gotten since 1966
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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It's about to get a whole lot creepier up in here
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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The Less You Know
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I cannot be held responsible for the actions of my alter ego
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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This would be a good time to break out in song an dance
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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If life's a movie, I hope M. Night Shyamalan isn't directing it
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Dessert is to cake as obscure is to pipe organ
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Life's just a joke. A really, really bad joke.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Mimes do it with imagination
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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Extreme to the max!
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Remeber the Ala Mode!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Thesauruses are my friends, pals, amigos, chums
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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110%!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Caution: Potentially Awkward Situation Approaching
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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For every person who looks at this shirt a bunny will die
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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But if you kill me, how will you get the antidote?
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Live forever or die trying!
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Can you keep a secret? (In smaller print ->) So can I.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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If a pig loses his voice is he disgruntled?
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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It's just been revoked !
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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If you're here then... uh oh!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Mr. Green in the hall with the revolver
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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IHOP (and skip and run and play)
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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If milk comes from a cow, where does chocolate milk come from?
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I suppose I could spare you...
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Don't rub my belly, I'm not Buddha!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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No one else could be better than nobody at all
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Follow the butterflies!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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this is a witty tee-shirt
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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nothing is real.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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God I'm sophisticated!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I suppose I could spare you
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Someone else
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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To the Bat Mobile
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Old-timey mustaches are always in style
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Olde-timey mustaches are always in style
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Daniel Day-Lewis drank my milkshake
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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No Daniel Day-Lewis, don't drink my milkshake!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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<- I'm with PC
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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I'm with Mac ->
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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ignorants is blis
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I'm no dumy
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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My straw goes across the room and I drink your milkshake
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is so 15 minutes ago
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I’m the real Slim Shady
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Mr. Cool
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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No I won't make out with you
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Tom Cruise come out of the closet!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Vote for (Insert Name Here)
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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For And Nor But Or Yet So
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Loading 15%
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Hi I'm a Mac
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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World's best person
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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To the Bat-Cave
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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This is my world, I'm just letting you live in it
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Read this and you die
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Rub my belly, it's good luck
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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It's almost like I have too much charisma
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Be nice to me if you want the antidote.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I've never over exagerated
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I'm the most modest person I know
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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You are here (star)
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Trust me...I'm a car salesman
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Please, please hold your applause
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Well, at least it's not rai-...never mind.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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So many possible insults, so little time.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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This Looks Like a Job For (Insert Super-Name Here)!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Who do you think you are...Abraham Lincoln?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Gnome is where the heart is
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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There's no place like Rome! There's no place like Rome!
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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NAKED!! Now that I have your attention...
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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For every person that reads this, I'll kill a bunny
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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3 out of every 4 people think that the 4th one should go away
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Proffesional Shower Singer
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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Is skepticism really all that great?
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Proffesional Hop-skotcher
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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World Ping-Pong Champion
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?
of 56 votes, 39% like it
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What did you say? I was too busy ignoring you.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Is it just me, or am I hot in here?
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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People who wear shirts with opinions on them are stupid!
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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