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rockin_horse
aka mike bentzen is a 22.88 year old boy, has been a member since September 29, 2007, has scored 7,695 submissions, giving an average score of 1.55, helping 108 designs get printed.
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My oven goes up to 11.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Space is no place for monkeys.
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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Revolution is only a stone's throw away.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I only dance like no one's watching when there's no one watching.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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My dreams are way cooler than real life.
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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A ninja's favorite element is surprise.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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fist
BUMP
AHEAD
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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Silence is golden, but mostly awkward.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Sleeping in tents makes me a happy camper.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Talk to the hand. it's a good listener.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I like the way my brain feels when it's heavily caffeinated.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Silence is golden, but music is better.
of 26 votes, 50% like it
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My dreams are so much cooler than real life.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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A word is worth one thousandth of a picture.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I have a heightened sense of humor.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I apologize in advance for my excessive use of puns.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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save the whales...
for dessert.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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An incomplete thought is a lot like
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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Gambling isn't always your best bet.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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A shark attack would be really inconvenient right now.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I don't care about the environment, I just like the color green.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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In space no one can hear you scream. On earth no one cares.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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Its always one day closer to monday.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I aim to please, but usually miss.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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The number of times i have seen a unicorn is unreal.
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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Being crazy is the only thing keeping me sane.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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I eat my dessert first.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Cyclops always see eye to eye.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Honey, Michael Bay Blew Up the Kid!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I can sleep with my eyes closed
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I would take a bullet for me
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I'm captain obvious, and no I'm not actually a captain.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Make crappy macaroni art, not war.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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Mimes are just actors with no voice.
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Papercuts are natures way of saying what goes around comes around
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Stress balls need love too.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/595496/rockin_horse
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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