Vegan psychologist with a penchant for pirates and ninjas (or even better, ninja pirates!). Lover of fuzzy kittens and fluffy bunnies. Phobia of sloths going back to an early childhood run-in with a giant prehistoric sloth skeleton in a museum.

TEES IN MY CLOSET:













HOODIES - SOFT, FUZZY HOODIES:



ON THE WAY:



GIFTED:





SOLD/SELLING:



I'LL EXPLODE IF THREADLESS DOESN'T REPRINT:



(I'd also possibly be interested in buying some of these in Girly Medium if you've got 'em!)

CONSIDERING BUYING:



Need to know what size Girly tee or hoodie you wear? Check my size comparison blog!


(Many thanks to zipperking for the awesome portrait!)


(Many thanks to Ray Frenden for zombifying me!)


(Thanks to boysbeambitious for the adorable doodle!)


(Hugs to Sleepyfeet for the family portrait!)

I'm a furry lobster!

Username: Mojie
Codename: QWERTYUIOP
Affiliation: The Home Row
Biodata/Abilities: A computer analyst turned demented crime lord, Qwertyuiop baffles her victims by firing deadly projectile internet acroynms at a speed of 593875308539583 GWAM. the only thing faster than her fingers, is her...nothing...nothing is faster than her fingers.

(Thanks to iPear for turning me into a super-villain!)