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Da3mon
aka Daniele is a 26.48 year old boy, has been a member since December 10, 2007, has scored 3,665 submissions, giving an average score of 1.84, helping 50 designs get printed.
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The worst thing about censorship is ----------
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Ideas are brain farts
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Your children are very attractive. Are they adopted?
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Waiter, there's a gruesome creature in my soup
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Cannibals were the first to find something good in mankind
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I am faster than light. I pay the bill in advance.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm used to eat crows in my life, but lately I prefer chicken
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Don't be sweet with me. I have diabetes
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The great flood? It's all water under the bridge
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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The last will be the first. But the counter closes at noon
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Stop looking for the right one. Wrong ones are so much funnier
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #BF5FFF
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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Havent I come across your face before?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Anger never is without a reason, but rarely has a good one
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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God is real. Unless declared integer
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Hello, Hell Restaurant? I've got a reservation for 300 people
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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The fact no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
of 51 votes, 39% like it
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Evolution created anchovies. Man's ignorance put them on pizza
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down
of 49 votes, 31% like it
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Ask me about Grim Fandango
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Ask me for further information
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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A blank tee would have been boring
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Don't tire your eyes, there's nothing written here
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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God exists, and he's derivable
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Hard knocks open tough locks
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Journalism is always better than working
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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SNIPER AT WORK - Stop running, you'll die tired
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Stay next to me as long as you don't talk about the temperature
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Threadless, ergo sum
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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[img] me.jpg [/img]
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/642022/Da3mon
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My gallery photos
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