The Menace
aka D Salvatier is a 33.77 year old boy, has been a member since February 15, 2008, has scored 837 submissions, giving an average score of 2.14, helping 11 designs get printed.
Your mom's a ninja.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Your Mom says "Hi"!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
I don't live with my Mom...she lives with me!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I enable alcoholism. Let's Party.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
I make awkward situations more awkward.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
I know robot karate.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I don't judge, I diagnose.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
I'd rather be on unicorn planet.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Work Hard and be Nice to People.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
Save the planet. That's where I keep all my stuff.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Power corrupts and absolute power is freakin' awesome!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
Never go to sleep angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
Say to no inbreeding. Ban country music.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Now hiring! Inquire within.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Your business name here.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
I'll be there with balls on.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Professionalism: See me? Do the opposite.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Your mom says "hi"!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
I heart squatting monkeys.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
I saw your sex tape on the internet.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
I saw your dad on the internet.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
Did it just get awesome in here or is it just me?
of 45 votes, 31% like it
Us geeks aren't weird, just another kind of awesome.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
Powered by awesome!
of 44 votes, 25% like it
Powered by Pizza!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
Hey...you can read!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
Yeah, that's right. I can read.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
My dreams are in HD.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
Awesome is my state of mind.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
I'd hold it against you, but my pee pee would get tired.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
It's okay to be gay.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
You're mom's a man!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
You're a common misconception.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
Don't let my awesome levels intimidate you.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
I wear the hot pants in this relationship.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
I wear the hot pants in this family.
of 50 votes, 20% like it
I can't hear over how awesome I am.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
I'm allergic to your face.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
Animal by-products.: It's what's for dinner.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
Ketchup. My anti-drug.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
I'm 98.5% sure I don't care.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
I'm partly to blame.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
I love midgets.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
I hate rascists!
of 47 votes, 21% like it
I always cross the line.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
Your Mom says I'm cool.
of 48 votes, 35% like it
Operating on Stealth Mode
of 49 votes, 27% like it
Thanks for the mammaries.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Containment breach imminent.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
Don't laugh, I was once like you.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
I love hot ham water.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
I taste best with...club sauce.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
I'm the sexiest killing-machine!
of 39 votes, 10% like it
I've made a huge-little mistake.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
Midgets are Gods's way of saying "eff it".
of 45 votes, 4% like it
Monkeys: Keeping it real since 1985
of 39 votes, 13% like it
My inner child says, "Get me outta here!"
of 39 votes, 13% like it
My rott ate your homework.
of 44 votes, 2% like it
This shirt covers my bedroom muscles!
of 39 votes, 8% like it
Trends suck!
of 44 votes, 14% like it
You're glame! (gay + lame)
of 44 votes, 9% like it
Your girlfriend hit on me when I was going to the john.
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want
free money .
My designs
All about me
I'm an illustrator and designer that loves the art of randomness, designing, saving the world, drawing cartoons, teaching monkeys to smoke, writing fiction, hating on animals dressed as humans, and overall being awesome.
I can be caught taking part in hijinks and or shenanigans all over So Cal.
This bio was brought to you by the letter awesome.
Love,
D (AKA The Menace)
