complexity comes with age
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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feeling slightly askew
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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i eat food i can't pronounce
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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flan may not cure cancer, but it IS delicious!
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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every day is a team effort
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Karma exists, and has a heavy step.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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More than food and flowers grows in a garden.
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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rules do not belong in a paintbox, notebook, or kitchen.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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let your adrenaline out to play!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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arms are the perfect length for great hugs.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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the zombies ate my baby!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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if boredom doesn't kill you, the zombies probably will.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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i'm my own dance party
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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i dance at random and inappropriate times.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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my house was destroyed by chiaroscuro
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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if the light is green, i will proceed with caution.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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i eat vegetarian animals
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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they call me Zombie Face
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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avid shirt wearer
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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emos: failing at life since 1988
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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emos: hating their parents since 1988
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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i know all the hip lingo of the interweb
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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i'd like a robotomy
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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... and then reality kicked my face!
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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threadless: like a digital hug for an analog kind of day
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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in the battle of you and me, i will always win.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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people who use straws suck
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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potato guns don't kill people, potatoes kill people.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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little heathen
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I see what you're doing there.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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i sweat awesomeness
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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good grief i'm cool
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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my glass is half full, it just happens to be poisoned.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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proud carrier of the silly goose gene
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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i do all my own sound effects
of 48 votes, 35% like it
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i'm only this big because i'm in the foreground
of 45 votes, 36% like it
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i break all the laws...even gravity
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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scratch 'n' sniff!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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don't blame the machine for the incompetence of the user
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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children think i'm spooky.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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internet piracy: my anti-drug.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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my feet love being naked
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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S'mores: the real reason for camping
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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i f'ing love bread
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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this is not a gut, it's excess cookie storage
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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that's weird and it makes me smile
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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closet stamp collector
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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closet coin collector
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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even Jesus thinks you're being preachy.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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mascots are just creepy.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I arm wrestle bears for my breakfast
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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super-cereal: how Superman uses his super-milk
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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i'm just happy you exist
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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i smell like pickles.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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H2O: pwning sports drinks since Genesis.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Electrofishing: it means exactly what you think it does.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Hispanic Panic!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Now with 25% more badass!
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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trapped behind the bars of a song
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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out of quarters; this shirt is dirty
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Vitamin D: don't say the sun doesn't care.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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don't be fooled by my hard candy shell
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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My train of thought derailed, killed millions
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I'm great at bad decisions.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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If this is sinning...leave me unsaved
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Life's just a test of what to wear when you'd rather be nude.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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