I find it hard to believe that Nihilists exist
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Life's a beach and she's packing sandwiches!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I have a lot of baggage! Most of it was left here by you :'(
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Narcoleptic on Strike!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Life is a burrito... role with it!
of 47 votes, 32% like it
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this machine buys shirts
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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dislexics reright histery
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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1 out of every 5 shirts are made of candy...how lucky do you feel
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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It's Mr. T to you Fool!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Mystery of the universe No. 4: Why did i buy this shirt?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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That's no moon it's a/Technological terror/ It is a DEATH STAR
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Must stay on target/Not as easy as womprats/Old man won't shut up
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Dead is dead or sometimes a zombie!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Premium Grade A Human
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Vampires DO NOT sparkle
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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English: a language not spoken by the people of What
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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English: a language not spoken in the country of What
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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when you mix your darks with your lights you get Star Wars
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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That is some bad shirt Harry
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I think we're going to need a bigger boat!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Ignore the person with the camera
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Ignore the person with the telephoto lens, and Detachable flash
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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You can live for many causes, but you can only die for one.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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those who have guinea pigs never have to throw out any vegetables
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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darling fetch the battle ax
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I had a dream when I went into a parallel dimension
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Time to make the sun shine!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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50% cotton 30% sarcasm 20% love
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Fan of people
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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There is a time for awesomeness. That time is now!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Hate is like dynamite it's not something you want to throw around
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I feel like i'm surrounded by red shirts!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I'm surrounded by red shirts!!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Life's cold. Get a sweatshirt.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Life's short. Get a shrink-ray.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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The world is a metaphor for a sphere.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Absurd ideas ultimately lead to success
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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20/20 vision is wasted on hindsight
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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It is never to early for explosions and war
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I sound better in print than i do in person
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I don't sound as good in print as I do in person
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I like sushi so long as it's cooked properly
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I can't pretend that I'm not excited for the zombie uprising
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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The only thing to fear is fear itself... and zombies
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Why don't my shirt designs ever get picked?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of two bears
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Expect no mercy during the great robot wars.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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There can be only NONE!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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It's dodgeball time
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I am a cyborg
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Bears will bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I dance like a woman... if she were a man!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Those stupid kids, why did I even bother?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Bring me my monocle, I want to look rich
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The dirt on my shirt means I know how to have fun
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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On the Internet, nobody knows you are a mythical creature
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Evil brings men together.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I base my fashion taste on what does not itch.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Just go with it ok
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Pretend I'm a monster!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Dear Deer, get me a pair of pears.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Dear Deer, I need a pair of pears.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My art is words
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Creativity is like a purple eagle... you figure it out.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Time is precious and should not be wasted reading silly shirts.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm great at reading people... I just don't trust myself.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Ninjas
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt makes me feel like a man
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Pirates
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Time is precious and should not be wasted reading shirts.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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It ain't over till I'm dead!
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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He Sled Star (anagram for threadless)
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Guys go to Mars to get more candy bars!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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My "I don't care what happens to this shirt" shirt!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I speak in a “Freedom” accent!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever- Anonymous
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it-Frank Zappa
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Save the Tobians!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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My life is like a green screen...
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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It snows every day in hawaii, it just melts before you see it.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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God made green a magical color!
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Front: Hotowai hapungu chirara. Back: Save the Tobians!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Post-its don't right them selves.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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your not worth a full sente--
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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