in times of conflict i use this shirt to surrender
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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unfortunately personal space now falls under eminent domain
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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if you can read my shirt your in my personal space
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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smurfs for paligamy
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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im really a hoody in the body of a tshirt
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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why wash a shirt you can wear tommorow
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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i don't really care what my shirts say
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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"Im not fat! Im fluffy!"
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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"incognito"
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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real seamstress's use ducktape
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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in the grand scheme of things... im just better then you!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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in the grand scheme of things... im just better then you!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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in the grand scheme of things... im just better then you!
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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spoiled brit
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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rock hard abs chiseled features
50 yrs ago
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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inn with the band
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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In with the band
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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i have a phd in slogans
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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certified lazy boy
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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entry level girl friend
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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entry level girlfriend
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Entry level boyfriend
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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99.9% sure this isn't my shirt
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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unemployed & single
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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By the time you read this its already too late
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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i disappoint my parents
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i break for food courts
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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i break for food courts
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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this shirt wasnt printed it was painted on
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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i won the lottery n i wasted it on this shirt
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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badges badges we dont need no stinkin badges
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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on the weekends this shirt is half empty
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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this shirt is half empty
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Asian schoolgirl
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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creepy fanboy
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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you may have a six pack but i have a keg
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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" You really care what my shirt says? Really? "
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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for the last time jedi is not a religion!!!!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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its a small shirt after all
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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"Competitive Eater"
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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so a preist and a Rabi walk into a bar...
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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no,no,no,no,no,no, yes,no,no,no,yes,no,
no,no,no,no,no,no,YESSS!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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(innuendo implied)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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*(inuendo implied)*
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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1 foot above sea level
*(inuendo implied)*
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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1000 feet above sea level
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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lifes like a pet monkey
seems like a ok idea till it craps on u
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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ad space available
call 267 435 1212
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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goin comando
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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for instructions see reverse
(printed on both sides)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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unemployed & single
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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its not pink its salmon
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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(proxy)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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gahhh
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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gahhhh
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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(ehhhhhhhh)
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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i people watch
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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shatner's illegitimate child
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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(stand in)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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the chess club teases me about this shirt
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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if the i's in this sentence are dotted its cold in here
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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(lost)
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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(extra)
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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(wingman)
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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i has kittenz
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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i havent decided yet
but the voices in my head are taking a vote
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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god is the machine
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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all for one
one for me
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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like i always used to say...
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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we draw on three
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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a rose is a rose is a rose
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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mmmmmm donuts
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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pc vs apple
black vs white
red vs blue
001 vs 010
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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contemporary misfit
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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zomb!es ate my eye's
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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zombies ate my biology homework
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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zombies ate my lunch
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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zombie buffet
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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zombies ate my brother
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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please standby for important service announcement
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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make it so number one
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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i have but one claw! ...but beware.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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*not a red shirt*
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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rock lobstrosity
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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hackerzilla
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I defy all but gravity
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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hell is that which keeps your from what you love
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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frnt:whats heavy forwards but not backwards? back: a ton
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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this shirt kicks ass!!
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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100% dragonskin
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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this shirt made me do it
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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100% organic grown
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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petitioning for canceled sitcoms
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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i broke my leg playing guitar hero
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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100% recycled people
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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will work for a diffrent shirt
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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communist rockstar
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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sry im out please leave a msg on the back of the shirt
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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***flashback*** <link error>"audio file missing"
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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geeks are closer then they appear to be
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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recently pwned
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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born to question authority
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Hows my wardrobe? (313) 555-3274
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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i support a needy family
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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my car can beat up your car
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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original firestarter
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Born to break barriers
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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100% cotton my ass
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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99.9% sure this isnt my shirt
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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20% teddy bear 80% cowboy
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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20% teddy bear 80%man
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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"this shirts made from my blankie"
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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"Ugly" natures contraceptive
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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"five fingers short of a discount"
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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"taking this shirt out for a test drive"
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Bruce Cambell for President
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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3% emo 120% punk
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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"worlds most untapped energy resource "
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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the worlds most untapped resource is movie theater popcorn
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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my second home is online
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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proud owner of a prius
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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if your reading this Congrats you've won the battle VS illiteracy
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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COMING SOON!! STARBUCKS
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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your only reading my t-shirt cause im not wearing pants
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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front:the shirt of the future, back: the shirt of the past
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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this shirt cost me $1.95
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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rotting teeth since 1983
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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born to complain
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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design a future
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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frog to prince escorts
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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hopeless excentric
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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spreading love since birth
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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of ashes and fire, born a mothers child
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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lost, to be found
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Simon says: patience
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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break laws! defy gravity
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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when all else fails... make up a word
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Democracy Rocks, Politics Suck
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Support the boys...wear a bra
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Geriatric Superstar
of 33 votes, 0% like it
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Generationally Challenged
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Certified lazyboy, have a seat put up your feet, RELAX...
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Trickle down economics stained my shirt yellow
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Threadless, born to fray
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Quick!!! live for the moment
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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ducktape, keeping couples together since 1942
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Making mothers worry since 1964
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Driven to sanity
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Kennedy: nations bird, the spead eagle
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Cheney: shot in face policy!
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Bush: democracy on phonics
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Clinton: peg in hole politics
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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feed the homeless, serve politicians
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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male cheerleaders support Bush
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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obama the other white meat
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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frankensteins lover!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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original nutcracker
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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live for death, die for chocolatte
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Nascar fan favorites: left turn, left turn, right turn, crash die
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Born to Fray!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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