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Whale Done!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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---> THE MAN <---
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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100% Unstable Molecules
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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:c<CORN!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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:c<VOMIT!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Aim at nothing: you'll never miss.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Amendment: this shirt wins
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Big long thick fat black cat.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Billy Maze was my hero
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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BRUSH YOUR TEETH
USE A BRICK
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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buffering... get buff without working out.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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buffering... how to get buff without working out.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Can I barrow a dollar?
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Caution: contains extremely hot stuff!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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certified spaceship pilot
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Contains carbon filter
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Cotton Shirt: Luxury Edition
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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courtesy of the stimulus package
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Donkey Kong, Mule Ape...?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Dragons: the cars of the future
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Eekum Bokem!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Equal Opportunity Habilitater
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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EXTRA! EXTRA!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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f)Homo Sapien is trying to evolve!
b)Wait!? It stopped evolving!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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feel free to kneel
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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feet kissing is acceptable
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Go green for Iran!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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GOGGLES!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hand made with my bare hands.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Happiness radiates from my armpits
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Hey, what's up?..... Beeep
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Hold on, let me twirl my mustache.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Homo Sapien is trying to evolve!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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How come your shirt is so boring compared to mine?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Human is trying to evolve!
Wait!? Human stopped evolving...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I am NEVER sarcastic.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I deserve cake!
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I got this shirt while dumpster diving!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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i have 3 feet on my left leg and i like to kick turkeys
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I may not be potty trained, but I can change my own diaper!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I mooch
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I mooch.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I say the things that my owner's to lazy to say.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I shot a minnow in the hear with a bazooka.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I shot a minnow in the heart with a bazooka.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I slightly modified this slogan and resubmitted it as my own.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I turn invisible when no one's looking.
of 29 votes, 48% like it
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I turn invisible when no ones looking.
of 20 votes, 55% like it
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I wear a Hybrid.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I would look better on you. Go ahead take me. No one's watching.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I would look better on you. Go ahead take me. No ones watching.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'd like to be on YOUR naughty list.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm in an open relationship.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm left handed (vote yes if true, no if false. just want to see)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm so retro I wear t-shirts.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'm usually the jigsaw piece that never quite fits.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If you ask, I'll order you a pizza.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you can read this, you\'re too close.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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If you don't hit me then I can't be hurt.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If you think this shirt is cool, you should see what's under it!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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ignition... we have lift off
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It's sad that this is all I'll ever be able to say.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It's supreme being a supreme being
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Exactly.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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LET'S GET STARTED!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Let's share our individuality
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Live short and Fail
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Look at all my magnificence.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Magic proves it: Science doesn't exist.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Mr. McFeely? That\'s the name of your childrens show character?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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my favorite meal is blunner
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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panda bears = auto-win
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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portable tent
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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PPPPPPEEEEEENNNNNNSSSSSS!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Prone to muscle spasm
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Resistance
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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School busses are yellow...It\'s funny because it\'s true!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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SELF DESTRUCT!
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Simultaneous Contrast of Hue!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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steam powered
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Stop signs: Optional
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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stop tickling my widgets!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Taepodong! Haha! Dong!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Tag! Your it! I quit!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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tastes like rainbow
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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That's right, I paid for this.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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The best way to kill too birds with one stone: A BOULDER
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The best way to kill two birds with one stone: A BOULDER!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The Original Flavor
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The red pill or the aquamarine tangerine sun flower pill?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The same thing we do every night Pinky...
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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There's no "I" in "floccinaucinihilipilification.&
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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There's no I in floccinaucinihilipilification.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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This is my strip tease-shirt
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This is not a rhetorical question.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt goes transparent if you stare long enough.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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this shirt is as free as national health care.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Triangles: like squares only more efficient
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Want to talk with a hot local single chick?Then don't call me.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Waterproof.
Bulletproof.
Uglyproof.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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We don't have to hunt terrorists. Karma will get them.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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when life gives you lemons make love
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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When our powers combine...TRIANGLE FORCE!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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When the apocalypse comes, I hope I get to be a zombie.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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When you have a brain tumor everything tastes like rooster.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Winning isn't everything. It's just the most important thing.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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would you like to visit my meth lab?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Yes. I'm Pregnant.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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You don't have enough bells for that...
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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You don\'t have to look up. I know the view is better down here.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You look different when I use my X-ray vision.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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You remind me of my grandmother. She wears knee-highs.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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