if hating myself was a sport...
of 59 votes, 3% like it
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mindblow me!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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can't read my POLKA FACE
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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1337 933K
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Not even my mom can read my poker face.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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CAPS MAKE ME FEEL IMPORTANT
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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When life gives you lemons...it's time to get a new life.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'm psychic.
(That's why I know you're reading this)
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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facebook is my favorite book
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Drop it like it's hot!
(Then apply 3 second rule)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Serial killers cheerio up!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Goat for Pedro!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not phat. It's just this shirt!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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(glow in the dark ink)
You didn't see THIS coming..sucka!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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LEN stole my sunshine.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Shake 'n' Nake!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Revenge is sweet..so watch out for diabetes!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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read while sober
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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WARNING: content behind t-shirt is bigger than it seems
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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dogs are hardcore: they invented the doggie style.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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this shirt is so vintage it smells like grandma's knickers
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Love blinds you like pepper spray
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I got drunk to forget you..and now I see you double
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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facebook myspace and i'll google your yahoo
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I kissed Katy Perry and I liked it.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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sex of lack dyslexia causes
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Love's like a bird..it poops on you and then goes away.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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fooning leads to sporking
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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kiss my alpha sierra sierra.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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read the next sentence / read the previous sentence
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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If everybody loves Raymond..how come everybody hates Chris?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I'm so hot I think I caused global warming.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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CAUTION: The person wearing this is extremely HOT.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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fyi I gtg so ttyl
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Karma..do bad things get bad things, do good things get nothing.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I wi11 pwn y0u n00b!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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This sh*t is pomegranate. P-O-M-E-G-R-A-N-A-T-E!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Ice Cream is Snowman sh**
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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i sewar to durnk i'm not God.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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(fired nudist.)
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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better than DNA..there's TNA.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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i mooned the sun
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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i've mooned a photocopier. twice.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Two simple words will open up every door in life: push & pull
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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don't drink and drive..or you'll spill your drink!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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g i m m e s o m e s p a c e !
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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If life gives you lemons..get a new life.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Shut up voices! or i'll poke you with a Q-tip again..
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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If life gives you lemons..ask for tequila and salt!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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i know you LOVE my tee.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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i like my music LOUD!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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live it up, burn it down
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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i'm a nudist on strike
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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if punk is dead, let's mosh on its grave!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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video slaughtered the radio star.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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you can google my yahoo!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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letmecatchthatidiotthatbrokemyspacebar
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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are gee bee OR see em why kay?
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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save water..drink beer
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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spooning leads to forking, and then you'll need a napkin.
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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[you]phoria!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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walking on cloud 9...
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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