bold buffoon of Babylon
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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spawn of beastly demons on the run
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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HIM DON'T LIE!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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sadistic natured pale skinned creature
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I am approachable
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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dysceltic
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I am going public - want to buy a share?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Life - is it worth it?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I am not even a complete failure.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Food. It's what for dinner.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I got Caucasianitis.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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All I got is this lousy t-shirt. No, really, that's all I got.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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company I work for went public & all I got was this lousy t-s
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Complete Failure
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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How's my wabbling?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I support police brutality
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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you are blocking my view
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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sibling to self
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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sister of my sister
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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brother of my brother
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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brother of my sister
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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daughter of my mother
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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son of my father
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Failure - it's what for dinner
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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fix me, i am broke
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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i ain't broke
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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i love you for your brains. ---zombie
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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google power!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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to google or not to google - that is the question
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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iBingoogle
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i bingoogle
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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bingoogle
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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i got no answer, my google broke
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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bing it
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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atheists get no holidays
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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i know you don't really bing
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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googlophobic
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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i enjoy wrong kind of rubbing
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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rub me the wrong way
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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yes, that's the spot
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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i also have lucky shorts
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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lucky shirt - rub it
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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i always think
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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touch it, i know you want to
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I never rest in the restroom
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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apply pressure
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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i don't drink coffee. coffee drinks me.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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sorry, no can do.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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you want your shirt back?
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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loo is calling
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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i woo the loo
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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short shirt slogan
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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open for encounters
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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now is a good time
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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anywhere
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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anytime
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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i've got orange
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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orange rhymes with gonadorange
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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silent stinker
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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stink absorbent
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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upper shorts
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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check out my ripped shirt
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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bunny shirt
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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sexy ting
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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i flunked sex ed
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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test your luck here
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Jozin z bazin
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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i feel lucky tonight
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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rub my hunch for luck
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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pinophyta-dendro-basiphobia - fear of falling Christmas trees
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I work for Google (janitorial)
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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you fix it
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Tax rebate... and all I got is this lousy shirt
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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The purpose of life is... (nothing is printed on the back though)
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My child was a sweatshop worker of the month
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Russia doesn't have mafia. Mafia has Russia.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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10% satisfaction 100% guarantee
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Sweatshop worker of the month
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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vegan safe
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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100% green shirt
(can be light green on darker green)
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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vegan free
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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don't play with drugs - use them
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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turbo fish
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I am shallow, but you swallow
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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cash accepted
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I don't do it
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Yes means Yes.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Yes means Yes, unless it means No.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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cute as a pie. not so fresh pie maybe.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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blow on me
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Blow me hard
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I was relegated to wearing this shirt
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Public Security
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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U O ME
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Pay Up
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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office plankton
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Life is like a toilet... well, I guess not everyone's.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I rather be shirt-less
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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If only I got a penny every time someone reads this shirt...
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I got no tissues
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I got no issues, issues got me
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Macrohard
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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001
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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joy in the can
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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enjoy while you can
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Free Tibet, Basque Country, and USA
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Free USA!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I got no issues
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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The purpose of life is (f), and that's the purpose of life (b)
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Where are the free drinks?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Pedro? Vote for me!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Message is printed vertically so I can watch you tilt your head
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I am here for free food
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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kreas
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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iMilk
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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human race depends on us
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Has it started yet?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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stud of the month
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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proud t-shirt owner
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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proud owner
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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proud self supporter
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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proud supporter of self
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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ABZ - i never learnt my alfabets
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Google one hit wonder kids bread
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Google one hit wonder
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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WAR VETerinary
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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don' be diss'n my shirt
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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tell me what you think about my shirt
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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rate my shirt!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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rate my shirt:
* good
* bad
* so-so
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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26982 is someone's lucky number!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Ignore if drunk
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I don't always agree with what I say
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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I think what I think
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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ISO certified
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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ISO famous
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Whoops! Here I am!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Your mom is better!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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ferklozhur - zero hits on google!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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ferklozhur
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Making up for lack of wits!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt is stolen - please call ...
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My mom won "sticker of the month" award!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I am what I think.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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FERMIT - the fermented bean!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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OXPAHA
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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There are two opinions on the matter: mine and the wrong one.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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virgin's blood - Coca Cola's secret ingredient
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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100% non organic with salt and corn syrup
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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My other job is at McDonald's
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Homo erectus erectus
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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yuo liek em?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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100% salt free (when I am not sweating)
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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87.6% of the time I am 54.3% right
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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shirtus vulgaris
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Common folk
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Vulgaris
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Beta vulgaris
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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iCorny
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I think what I am.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Don't let me get away.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Unoriginal shirt
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Dilent, tub seadly.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Schfphew!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Will pay for love.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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network ho
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Wait, I am thinking.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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John. Just John.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I am your only hope.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I pay tax.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I got hair.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I object to what I say.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I am in your near future.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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iTube youPhone
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Read. You do what I say.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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iSpork
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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iRent
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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iBought
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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people like you (printed upside down)
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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iLien
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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iSnort
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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iShort
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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llamas are fun!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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,___,
[¬.¬]
/)__)
-"--"-
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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wh00t
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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ask me where
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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ask me when
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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6,829,336,277th
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Yes, I am that guy!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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repeat inner child molester
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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BACK (printed on front), FRONT (printed on back)
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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myPad or urPad?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I don't like this shirt too.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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You might not like it, but everyone else does.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Unique, not Eunuch!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Tautology never hurt anyone. Unless you are the nail.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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WATER - it makes you unthirsty!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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press Ctrl+F5 to refresh my attitude
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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press F1 for help
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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press Ctrl+F5 to refresh my image
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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press F5 to refresh image on my shirt
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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vote YES or NO on any prop!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Taco, ma!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Your horrorscope outlook doesn't look good
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Beware of pity glomp!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Love my shirt? Please wash it afterwards.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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gmae oevr
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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It's not over till your mom sings
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Original Wal-Mart Baby
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Maxi Me
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Vegetarians are Hitler admirers
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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personal space limit
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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quart of gallon
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I date my babysitter
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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octopussy without the 8
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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My SSN # is 666 13 4444
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I Rock. You Paper.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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milkless since 1981
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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demilked milk
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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self-sufficient mama's boy
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Jail-Hopper
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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my Facebook is on New York Times Best Seller list
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Skryabin cocktail
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I have fear of falling Christmas trees
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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soon to become vegetarian [vegetarian can be in much larger font]
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I've kissed a girl and I liked it
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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now 107% more organic
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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fridge the nuke
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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subliminal messages machine
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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fuel efficient
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Confederate Currency
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I eat only Kosher Ham
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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* opinions expressed by me do not necessarily reflect my views
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Tilt your head to the right to fully appreciate this shirt
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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You just wasted few seconds of your life
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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enjoy my shirt, it's on me
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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babies are tasty
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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11 in 10 agree with me
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Dead tree today - crude oil tomorrow
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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It's ketchup. Really.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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7 in 10 people agree
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I was a fetus once
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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You don't have color deficiency (written w/Ishihara color dots)
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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used soul for sale
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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certified preowned
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I food for work
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Jesus' security
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Invest in me for high returns
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I don't like when people repeat themselves. I don't like when peo
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Fill in the blanks
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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what's your passport name?
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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take a swig of poison
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Milk - it f_cks you up
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I own your grandma's secret receipe
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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©@®
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Do you see a rabbit? I don't either. But it is here.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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My grandma makes money on internets
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I © whatever you just thought about
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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® everything before it's too late
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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TM™
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I © that!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I register domain name for everything anyone ever says
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Everything I say is copyrighted
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Lemmings of the World, Unite!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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I expect your submission
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You ruined it for everyone
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I read War and Peace. The title and the first chapter.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Everyone expects something funny or witty. But none of that here!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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If you liked this shirt, you might also enjoy talking to me
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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If you think this is not funny, you should see my grandma's shirt
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I googled you before there was Google
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I worked at McDonald's
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Accepting t-shirt slogans
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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You too, could be wearing this shirt
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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burger flipper veteran
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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2030 is soon, do you know Spanish?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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every other person doesn't get this joke
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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1 in 5 don't understand this shirt
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I am not vindictive, but I am mean and have good memory
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I am not spiteful, just full of spite
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Big Bob's Property
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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119 Emergency
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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be nice to me - I plan to take over the world
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Don't look at me as if I owe you money
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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[image not found]
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Design failure
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I passed personality test
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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My grass *is* greener
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I know what you are thinking - and you are wrong!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I know what you are thinking, so - don't!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I support all kind of supporters
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Tips accepted
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I support supporters
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Don't worry, I'll morph in a minute
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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No Adam's apple (with arrow pointing up; for women)
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Adam's apple (with arrow pointing up; for men)
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Checking email, please wait
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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My heart communicates in Morse
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I rested on first Sunday
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I reserve the right not to speak to anyone
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I reserve the right to ignore anyone
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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American - land of the free and not so free
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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America - land of the free... and others
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Retired pimp
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I speak fluent American
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Americano-American
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I know a song which your mother warned you about
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Sic
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Wild Gringo
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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It's like making love to a train
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I speak Chicagoan
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Ninjas own your soul
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Gypsy's gypsy
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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BLUE (written in yellow on red shirt)
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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"You person" of "you people"
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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You person
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I am sorry I ruined your country
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I pee a dress
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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IP
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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My president is better than your president
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Let's have baby seal basher party!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Baby seal basher
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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wearer deserves great respect
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I smell - you've been warned
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I love America, but I hate you
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Hamlet - the original emo kid
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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iLick
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Yield to my awesomeness
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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future cadaver
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Prussians are coming!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Russians came
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I hate "Mystery Spot" stickers
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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unexpect the unexpected
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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super cuddly
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I rule my own universe
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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you are too close if you can read this
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Ask me about the quote that was supposed to be here
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Do you prefer funny or witty quotes?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I could not think of a funny quote
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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50% is better than nothing
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Gagarin, who?
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Sputnik - the original satellite
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Vodka, sputnik, da
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I'd rather be reading emails
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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My mom is student of the month in your school
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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shirt of the month
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Worker of the month
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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End starving children's suffering - kill them!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Shakespeare - the original rapper
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I shop till you drop
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Happy 9th anniversary of your 25th Birthday!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I shop till your money runs out
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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accepting telephone numbers
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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eradicating illiteracy since 2008
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Be glad you have something to read
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I invented Google
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Will take it off for 50$
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Accepting donations (I take credit cards)
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Be thankful that I am wearing a shirt
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I shop for no one
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I wish I was here
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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iJoint
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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If you can read this, I am impressed!
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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I make fun of ugly people
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I swear on your mother's grave
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Terrorism Threat Level is low when I am around
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Countrywide screwed me
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Channel surfing should be an Olympic sport
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I surf internets
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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No one died during the making of this shirt. I made sure.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Made with love by some poor kid
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Jesus is trying to get me
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I passed Rorschach inkblot test
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Now 25% less fat
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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But I drive Porsche!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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funny shirts are not funny
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I still think it is funny
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Yes, I shot the deputy
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Bookface?
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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My apologies in advance
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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pediatrist, not pedophile
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I ate Pacman
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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My body is a temple. Come on in!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Non native English speaker
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Ms. Jailbait
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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don't be afraid, touch my awesomeness
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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iWank
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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100% non organic
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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iWalk
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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through traffic does not stop
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I err therefore I am human
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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C is the third letter of the alphabet
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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For some reason stupid cops don't like me
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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I support genocide
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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65% human
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I support humane killing
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I've seen books
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I approve your disapproval
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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famous blogger
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt got me 200 bucks!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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You can take a picture for 10$
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Imagine yourself next to me
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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I am good for your body
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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MaChINaDe
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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iMerica
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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eParty
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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iHack
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i want your shirt
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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want to see my other shirts?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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my other shirts are at home
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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my 57th shirt
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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But Shakespeare does not like you
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Bill Gates is my father
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Support Pepsi by drinking Coke
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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not so old school
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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zxcvbn
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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zxcvbn, the other qwerty
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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it is funnier on the other side
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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it's funnier on the other side
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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93.7% made in china
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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100% soft
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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.... ...
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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click to upgrade
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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downgraded
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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double you
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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This message is long on purpose, so I can catch you reading it
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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You won't get it anyway
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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above the waist
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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ask me about slogan submissions
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Biatch
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I am down with anything
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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iJerk
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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фак ю
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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My grandmother bakes best cookies
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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... they are watching
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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my president is better than yours!
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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how do you spell "fuck off"?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I like your grandmother's cookies
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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East Palo Alto
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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</nice>
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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</shirt>
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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certified child labor free
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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you suck it
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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dit dit dit dah dah dah dit dit dit
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Original Madechina
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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read a newspaper instead
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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double Y
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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0% tranny fat
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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my other job is at google
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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baby jesus made me lie
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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at the hemp, er helm
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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baby jesus lied to me
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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god lied to me
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Americans are people too!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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as plain as it gets
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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