What is up with 2% milk?!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I stop for Pudding Pops!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not surprised to be on a boat.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Captcha boxes are on the machines' side.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Sex & the City: Ruining 20-something females since the 1990's
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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WTF is JUICE?!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I guess this makes Prince the King of Pop?
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Go to hell; or in the very least, Detroit.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Some say prostitute, I say entrepreneur
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Crocs go well with social ostracism.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Duck, Duck, Duck, Cthulu
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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The shirt forces me to drink copious amount of alcohol. Really.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I dream of Xenu
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Patiently awaiting the apocalypse.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I killed a drifter, and all I got was this blood stained t-shirt.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I can has spell check? Pls Kthx.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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What?! Some of my best friends are Barack!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I care about Oxford commas, participles and gerunds.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Marvin Gaye held conversations with grapes.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Jesus Christ Vs. Lord Xenu:
Two men enter, one man leaves.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Look out! There's a thetan behind you!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Will you take the green herb?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Two men enter, one man leaves.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Master Blaster rules Bartertown!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Fred Durst gets a bad rap.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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If you lose sight of my shirt, just use the family whistle.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Don't tell me what to do - I work for the circus!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm only seven - I just look a lot older . . .
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Sexhausted.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Your text messages remind me of my least favorite Prince songs.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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. . . the proverbial Canadian quarter in my life.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm so hip, my favourite band hasn't even formed yet.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I'm so hip, I listen to blank tapes.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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