I am up and dressed.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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This shirt is non-judgemental.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I dream in this.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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This works as pyjamas.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am mayor of this place.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I am mayor of here.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I am mayor of your house.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Everyone wants to be on the bandwagon.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Vegetarians bring home the fake'n.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I wish I lived in a bouncy castle.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Being a big fish in a small pond is probably quite uncomfortable.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Toast really is the best thing since sliced bread.
of 21 votes, 48% like it
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How neat can a pin really be?
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Cul-de-sacs don't lead to Rome
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I'm sure I could find a use for a chocolate teapot.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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A watched pot actually does still boil.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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clap if you believe in this t-shirt
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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wear
remove
wash
repeat
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Grasp the two bottom corners firmly and pull up
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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All for one = nothing for all minus one
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Yes! I am the chief of emphatic affirmation.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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the grapes of wrath are one of my 5 a day.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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one shirt wonder
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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You too can own this t-shirt - ask me how!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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enjoy me lightly toasted and spread with butter
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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i am upside down - please turn me over
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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i keep your fruit and vegetables fresh, crunchy and delicious
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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tights sold separately
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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matching tights available
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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the t-shirt i wanted to wear today got lost in the post :(
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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