thanks to fake ids, we've all been adults since the age of15
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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I am not as think as you stoned I am
of 68 votes, 18% like it
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Now, evil, i've won! (say backwards)
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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ytrewq is qwerty backwards
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Instant t-shirt; Just add human
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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rawroflmao
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Lucas, i am your jar.
-Dark Nutella
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Stop, Drop and Rock n' Roll!
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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if i could, i would. Oh, i would.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Dance like there's music playing!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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lightning is like god taking a picture of us before killing us
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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ceci n'est pas un shirt gag...
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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i feel like i've already been thinking this
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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i like my people medium rare please
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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OMG, THAT'S GOING ON YOUTUBE!
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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i don't do that stuff anymore
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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would you look at that, i'm wearing a shirt
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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LOL: Love Out Loud
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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santa must be jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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i wonder if my shirt should have a slogan
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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potato potato...totally different
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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eye lik two spel wordz
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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it's called PMS cause "mad cow disease" was taken
of 40 votes, 50% like it
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i hate wearing t-shirts
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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of course i like it!*cough*
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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i swear i was in that movie!
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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i wondered why the floor was getting closer, not realising i fell
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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WELL NOBODY TOLD ME YOU COULDN'T DO THAT!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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after this, 19 characters remain for my slogan
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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hannah, wow, kayak palindrome!
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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i mean, who winks? ;)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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yeah, i ride at six flags
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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let me worry about why nobody's driving the car, OK?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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i wonder why i'm wearing this shirt
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Good girls go to heaven; bad girls go to montreal
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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i'm only mean on days that finish with "y"
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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an old proverb said: the fish leave the tree. never got it.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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piece and luv
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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i have alzeihmer's..wait, do i? i forget.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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why yes, i do waste time chasing cars
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm with noob
----------->
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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i heart my face
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i *heart* this t-shirt
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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what do you mean i'm not wearing any pants?!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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i like to wink. not ;)
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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i like to wink. or do i? ;)
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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i less then three you a lot
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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i guess i COULD
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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OMG, you'll never guess what my t-shirt says
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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if you can read this, you've read it
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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i'm sorry, i was too busy reading my t-shirt
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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2008 is so last year!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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this shirt is proof i got dressed this morning
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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i mean, one more drink couldn't hurt now, could it unicorn man?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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remember the rainbow: RedOrangeYellowGreenIndigoViolet. ROYGBIV
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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when i bought this t-shirt, i had higher expectations
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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talk to my left cause you ain't right
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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talk to my right cause i just left
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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By the time you've read this, you'll be in the future
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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LOL, i laughed
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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i had money...but i got this shirt instead.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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i wonder what my t-shirt should say...
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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and then there were light...on my shirt.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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i mean, who expresses themselves by t-shirts?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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as bright as a bulb!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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i guess my shirt could say something interesting...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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TGIF
(thank god i farted)
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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W W C N D? (what would chuck norris do?)
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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yeah, i can play tennis on the wii but not in real life.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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trust me, i almost decided to be a doctor
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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rofl!!1eleven!1
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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As far as time goes, now is the oldest i've ever been
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Pretty Little Liar
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My german teacher is muy caliente
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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i'm on a celebrity's top 8
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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i googled myself :)
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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my two best friends are Ben & Jerry
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Retro <-
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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less than three <3
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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stop asking if i like the jonas brothers. i don't.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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stop asking if i like the jonas brothers.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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ima nom joo
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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i want chocolate
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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F*CK CENSORSHIP..
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Quién es tu papá?
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Luke, i am your father..
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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emordnilap is palindrome spelled backwards!
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Don't sweat the petty things, don't pet the sweaty things
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Remember: half the people in the world are below average.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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I think sex is better then logic but i can't prove it
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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i got a sweater for christmas but i wanted a screamer or a moaner
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Don't be a loner cover your boner
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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LLOLOLLOLOLOL
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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LOLLLOLOLLOLOLOL
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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It's not paranoia if they are really after you
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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Organ Donor
(See inside for details)
of 66 votes, 56% like it
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Nine outta Ten voices in my head agree drugs are good for you
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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oh my god, oh my god, tout le monde dit oh my god
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Been Nowhere
Did Nothing
Stole this Shirt
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I wanted a camouflage tee-shirt but couldn't find one
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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OH MY GARLET IM SO HACKIN COOL!
of 48 votes, 0% like it
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WARNING:
may contain nuts
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Everybody's gotta believe in somethin. i believe i'll have a beer
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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FUCKFCUK
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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SEKS BALLONZ
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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My ROFLCOPTER it goes SOISOISOISOISOI
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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By the time you've read this you would've finished it
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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LMAO.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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ROFLMAO.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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DON'T
READ
THIS
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Ban Baby Oil and Stop the Senseless Slaughter!
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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To : Women
From: God
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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i m knot dyslexik
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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I'm constipated: i don't give a crap
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I've got an inferiority complex but...it's not a very good one
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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My friend is Alan. he stays in my pocket and tells me to steal.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I Put the In Lazy
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Some Poems Rime
Some Just Don't
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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since youre behind, hows mine?
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Im not a playa..I just run alot
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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According to Facebook I'm More Popular Than Jesus
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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As Seen In Porn
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Warning: Contents May Offend
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Don't Drink and Drive, Smoke and Fly!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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