I don't have a superiority complex - I'm better than that.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Vader used cmd alt esc
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Vader used Force Quit on his laptop's unresponsive applications
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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This side up.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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this week's rant is due.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Solar-powered slogan. (uv ink)
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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This slogan runs on 100% solar power. (uv ink)
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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slo-gan: take your time to read it.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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This tee is invisible when you're not looking.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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This tee is black in the absence of light.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Race car movies have too many spoilers
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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once a cliche, always a cliche.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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forks in the path make me pity the lonely spoons.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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forks in the road were made by tire companies.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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TypeTee lover
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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inventing random similes like monkeys
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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inventing random similes like a crate of bananas
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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inventing random metaphors like a crate of bananas
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I need to sleep two hours ago.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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nonsnese
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm still keeping to my new year's resolution - 1024×768
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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stand on herbs, be on thyme.
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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bulemia makes me puke
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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ask me how to capture attention
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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this is value adding
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I can't be bothered with apathy
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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zomgbies!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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the early nerd patches the worm
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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your attention is drawn to this.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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fail - fail.
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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slogan - fail.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Pants - fail.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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When God gives you Lehmans, you liquidate!
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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no time for a half rhyme
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I was interested in another Arts student, but we had no chemistry
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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tee 's me
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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tee\'s me.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Little Miss Cliche
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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mis(READ)
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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you can't spell onomatopoeia without nom!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Be the change you want to see in the world. I want to be a dime.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Everyone wants to see change in the world. Look, a quarter!
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Optimistic Blood Type - B Positive
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Pessimistic Blood Type: B Negative
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Blood type of a Pessimist - B negative
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Blood type of an Optimist - B positive
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Optimists are born with the blood type B positive
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Pessimists are born with the blood type B negative
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Pessimists are born with the blood type B -
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Seriously, I was born an optimist. My blood type says Be Positive
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Seriously, I was born a pessimist. My blood type says Be Negative
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Pessimistic blood test result: Be Negative
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Pessimistic blood test result: B Negative
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Pessimism runs in my blood, I'm type Be Negative
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Optimism runs in my blood, I'm type B Positive
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Optimistic blood test results: Be Positive
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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it's not an eating disorder if there's no eating involved!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I'd like to be a vampire, just so I can sleep all day.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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you're stupid until proven otherwise.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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-_-"
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Today's horoscope said I would find direction from a vague text.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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My psychic powers tell me you're a guillible person, aren't you?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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PUNishingly obvious jokes.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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High <Phi Greek symbol>!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm much <Beta symbol> at Greek puns.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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High Φ!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I'm much β at Greek puns.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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i is irrational.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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carpenters make their bed every morning
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Little Miss Invisible
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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He was a perfect match - too bad I was into lighter guys
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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He was a perfect match - too bad I was into lighter people
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I <insert picture of bloodied vital organ> U
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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you look better without my glasses
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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one out of five suck at math. fortunately I'm not in that quarter
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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I paid $15 for nothing, but bargained for this shirt free
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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my lips say no, but my tee says yes
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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your lips say no, but my tee says yes
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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yes, this makes more sense on a mirror
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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honk if you read my tee
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I can make people read my tee, what's your superpower?
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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backwards is backwards spelt backwards
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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tonsition is gullible spelt backwards
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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ask me where I bought this tee.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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D.W.W.Y.? (do what, would Yoda?)
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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read this to travel three seconds into the future.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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if I had a dime for every dime I had...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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giving eleven out of ten is overrated
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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it may take two hands to clap - but just one to slap!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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You look better without glasses - sadly I'm wearing my contacts
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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No, being illiterate doesn't qualify you for the handicap seat
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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No, being illiterate doesn't qualify you for the priority seat
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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No, you're not illiterate.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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